Hooray, you won! Being born means winning the greatest race of all. Even if you never accomplish anything notable for the rest of your life, you can at least tell everyone that you won the only thing that really matters: life. Keep in mind, you didn’t conquer life in the sense that you’ve achieved mastery over your own; you simply won the “race” involving the gametes of your mother and father. Hopefully, this isn’t the only thing you’ll win in life, but at least it’s an important start. Why not celebrate with this I Won Infant Toddler T-Shirt!
This design says it all. It kind of drops the mic doesn’t it? We think so. Hopefully, this won’t be the last race you win in life because there are plenty of more obstacle courses to navigate. Not to undermine your victory, but this initial race is probably the easiest to win. It only gets more difficult from here on out: a lot more difficult. Don’t worry though, because we’ve got your back with this rude baby t-shirt. We’re here to motivate you!
Infant & Toddler T-Shirt