There is nothing nobler than being honest to someone. If you are looking for a good kiss this St. Patrick's Day try being honest to people and they may respect that enough to kiss you. Either that or they will be so drunk from all the green beer and Irish whiskey that they will kiss you anyway. This funny Romper is a perfect way to get people to kiss you using honesty rather than cheap theatrics. You are Irish-ish and damn proud of it! Go out and show off your fake heritage to try and get some kisses.
The ideal woman for a proud American redneck is hard to find in any metropolitan area. If you want a girl that loves hunting, mudding and drinking as much as you do, we here at RedneckOutfitters™ suggest sticking to more rural communities. There are plenty of classy farm girls with their daisy dukes and cowboy boots to go around. Consider this Redneck Romper as your walking calling card. And remember: when it comes to finding a real redneck woman: the higher the hair, the closer to God!