You’re Mommy’s coffee date because you’re a really good listener. In fact, you really don’t say anything at all, aside from the occasional gibberish. You make no attempts to even pretend that you’re listening because you have no idea what’s going on and can’t understand the strange noises coming out of Mommy’s face. It’s always so obvious when Daddy is pretending to listen, especially when Mommy is sharing a 30 minute long story about how her shampoo just isn’t working out for her. This Mommy's Coffee Date Romper is for Mommy’s best listener.
Sometimes you just want a conversation partner that is borderline catatonic. That way, they can listen without judging you. Sometimes you don’t even want people remembering what you said because you’re simply venting your anger. Don’t like talking to yourself, a pet, or an inanimate object? Then try talking to a baby! While you’re at it, try this Mommy's Coffee Date baby bodysuit!