There is a party at my crib and you're invited! It is going to be out of control; we're gonna have hopping, we're gonna have dancing, there’s going to be a bunch of women flashing their boobs at us, and it's completely bring your own bottle! This party Infant Toddler T Shirt is a hilarious way to dress your baby! All parents will think this is just a cute joke and everyone will have some nice laughs but, the babies think differently and they're RSVP’ing as we speak! Don’t let that crib party get to crazy so make sure you have the baby monitor on high!
We feel like you’re always “too young to die” because death is a real bummer. You’re never “old enough” to take an ass whoopin, because ass whoopins suck. We don’t care if we were 15 or 500—no one is gonna be whoopin our asses. Not when they see our extensive firearms collections. Guns are a great deterrent, and if someone tries to mess with us, rest assured that they’ll be looking down the barrel of a Remington shotgun. This cool Infant Toddler T Shirt is not a deterrent.
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