Your baby is practically perfect in every way….except for the puking, the incessant crying through all hours of the night, the drooling, tantrums, etc. Well, no one said that raising a child was going to be easy, but other than the normal things new parents have to deal with, that little tyke is still a perfect lump of genes. Let’s just hope that he stays “perfect” when he grows up, which is doubtful. I guess you’ll just have to enjoy things while he’s still innocent. Hey, why not enjoy this Practically Perfect Romper while you’re at it?
You’re practically perfect in every way—“practically” being the key word here. I guess that make sense, being as how a baby’s job is to just be a baby. Technically, your baby is a perfect baby, unless he starts conversing with you on the philosophical doctrines of Kant and Hegel. Then the illusion would just be ruined. Dammit, why couldn’t you have been a perfect baby? Note: this perfect baby bodysuit is for the perfect babies.