This nautical Ship Don't Stink Romper is just full of puns and we love it. It’s a clever, baby friendly way of using a certain phrase that would otherwise be inappropriate in public. However, while you’re baby’s “ship” may not stink, we would argue that something else does. Let’s just step outside the realm of wordplay and phrases for one moment and come together on an undeniable fact: you’re baby’s ****, as in excrement, does, in fact, emit a foul odor. Ok good, I just wanted to be clear on that one. You’re baby’s ship is fine though.
Well aren’t you just a cute little sailor! Your ship doesn’t stink, but we’re afraid something else does. Oh well, we’re afraid that this nautical baby bodysuit like this won’t be enough to chase away the horror and realities of rearing a child. You better get to work changing that diaper because it isn’t gonna change itself.