Babies are like miniature, deformed versions of ourselves with heads too big for their bodies and flabby appendages. You just wanna grab their flabby arms and legs and just play around with them. It’s so irresistible! Those thighs though, they’re the best. You thought you’re wife had amazing thighs but wait until you play around with these bad boys. They’re so soft and flabby that you just wanna give them a raspberry. Go ahead and do it, your son or daughter will probably get a kick out of it. Celebrate baby anatomy with this funny Romper.
Everyone loves baby thighs because they’re just so squeezable. They’re big doughy, white flabs of meat that you just want to grab a hold of. That is, unless your baby is jacked. In that case, he has rock hard muscles that mimic your own. We’ve actually never seen this in person, but something tells us it might be a little scary. We have this funny baby bodysuit for flabby and rock-hard babies alike.