Nap Periodically Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
Oh puns… can't live with them, can't live without them. This cute periodic table Solid Dress is the perfect nerdy little thing to put your baby in! Get it? It’s the elements Iodine, Sodium, and Phosphorus placed in a way that their elemental symbols spell out the words “I Nap." This is a geeky parents dream and this periodic table...
Can't Resist Nurses Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
Everybody has a thing. What I mean is that everyone has a… you know, a special thing that makes them go a little…wild! We could just say it but, it will be a little too much so just use your imagination. Your thing happens to be nurses and boy, you cannot resist! This cute ironic Solid Dress is perfect for...
Blastin Farts Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
Babies are adorable that's just a plain and simple fact. No matter whose baby it is, the baby is uber cute! Babies are simple too and unfortunately no matter how cute the baby is, they are all taken. You may want that baby but, you are going to be left heartbroken! This cute Solid Dress is perfect for your baby...
Really Like Snacks Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
Do you really need to come up with an excuse for eating a bunch of snacks because you’re a baby? Not really, but we decided to make an excuse on this food Solid Dress anyway. You just like eating snacks and you really don’t know why. You’ll gobble down bottle after bottle of baby formula, animal crackers, and baby food...
Love My Grandma Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
Every baby loves their Grandma whether they know it or not yet. Why not do your child a favor and slap this Grandma Solid Dress on your child? When they get older, they’ll realize the importance of Grandma. After Mom says no, Grandma will be the first person they go to. We have no idea why, but it seems like...
Big Naps Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
We love relegating old fads to this napping Solid Dress status. At this point they’re old hat, so why not put them on a design like this one? It’s where old fads go to die, you know. Your baby likes big naps and he cannot lie, but we often wonder what the difference is between a big nap and just...
Poops I Did It Again Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
This should have been the original title of the song that this poop Solid Dress is ripping from. We think “pooping your pants” is a statement that sums up Brittney Spear’s career—or at least her career lately. Jeez, how could have anyone liked that music in the 90s? Were we all brainwashed or something? Now that we thinking about it,...
Hug Life Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
This thug life Solid Dress is a perfect example of what you get when you remove a single letter from a word. Just pluck that “T” out of “thug” and you’ve got “hug”. Isn’t that amazing! Now it’s baby friendly! We’ve included the same type of font that’s used in gang tattoos just to drive home that hug/thug life relation....
Happy Camper Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
Babies are generally happy campers until they’re not. That’s when they cry for a never-ending span of time until you either have to feed them or yell at them like a dog who’s barking you’ve been enduring for minutes. We recommend you don’t do that second one, because it wouldn’t make you a very good parent. Then again, who are...
Grandma Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
You can look up the definition of “Grandmother”, but we don’t think they got it right. We’ve come up with our own definition of Grandma that we believe is more accurate. Grandma is the first person you talk to after Mommy says “no”. Your mom might not spoil you, be rest assured you’re Grandma will. You might as well enjoy...
Get Milk Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
This is the motto for infants everywhere. Granted, the average infant doesn’t have to do too much or work too hard to get their coveted teat or bottle of milk. Usually it happens automatically, but when you’re hungry and no one is paying attention to you, it’s time to start crying incessantly until someone answers your call. Crying can be...
Game Day Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
We love it when parents push their agendas on children, especially when they’re babies. Your child can barely understand the concept of speech, let alone some game played with an oblong ball and funny looking men in armor. You’ll push you’re hobbies and interests onto your child until they’re well into their teenage years. Hey, maybe you’ll be able to...
Daddy Plays Video Games Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
You’re proof that Daddy doesn’t play videogames all of the time, just most of the time. Yep, while your mother is taking care of all the parental duties like diaper changing, bottle feeding, etc, you’re old man is too busy screaming at other people’s children in a gaming match. He may not always be present, but he’s a proud parent...
Family Favorite Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
Newborns are always the talk of the town, wherever you go. Complete strangers and mere acquaintances will always find the time to come and pinch the cheeks of your drooling tot. But the newborn is always the attention center in any family. Your siblings love him, the in-laws love him, and your parents certainly love him. Nothing brings a family...
I Heart Daddy Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
As children age, they begin to form their own unique identity. For so long, they have been associated with their mother, the one who carried and birthed them into the world. Soon, they discover that they are a separate person, not just a part of mom. This opens their eyes to the other factor of their DNA. He’s new and...
Mom Is Best Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
Mom is the best. She always is and always will be. Why not have your baby show off what it most likely believes? Babies can't truly express themselves and what they believe but, that doesn't mean you can't help them do it. With this cute Solid Dress you can show everyone just how great you are with the help of...
Cousins Love Me Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
There's no illusion of sibling rivalry with these buddies, fostering a sense of equality in importance. They understand all of the ins and outs that make your family tree unique, a dysfunction that could only be understood by a fellow member of the brood. Yet there's enough distance that the companionship is not continuous. The friendship is furthered through choice....
Check Out Grandpa Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
As we age, our sleeping cycles become lighter than they were in our youth. This makes catching some daytime zzz’s a must for many of the elder generation. Just sit the patriarch of the family in their favorite chair and in a matter of moments, the room will be filled with soft rumblings of blissful snoring. Household pets are thought...
Crawl Walk Bike Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
In life, there are many laws one must follow. We’re not talking about the old customs set out by the government. No, we mean the true supreme law of the land: the Girl Code. There are many unwritten rules that all fierce females should live by. Yet there's one Golden Rule to be followed above all else. No matter what...
Avocuddled Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
Studies have proven that the showing of affectionate behavior during the formative years of youth will promote stronger minds. While cuddling may not raise your child’s IQ points, it is a positive developmental tool that will benefit them for years to come! Besides, at this age, they are like your own personal teddy bear! As they grow, you will not...
Watch The Language Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
Diapers are not the only absorbent aspect of your child’s life. Their brains are like little sponges, constantly taking in the world around them as they formulate their own sense of personal identity. This facet of youth is not always a blessing in one’s life. There are many situations in which it can be a curse… literally! With this rude...
Mess With My Uncle Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
Look, you should be warned. If you mess with me, you mess with my uncle! My uncle is the toughest guy around, no question at all. Don't event try it because my uncle lifts more than you could ever and he runs faster than a cheetah. There's no way you'll ever as cool or strong as him so don't even...
Badass Uncle Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
Look at these moves. Look at this smile. Look at this hair. It's plain to see. I get my badassness from my uncle. My uncle is the coolest guy I know and now I'm the second coolest guy I know. Check out my cool toy motorcycle and my tiny leather jacket - aren't these cool? I got the idea from...
Dad Taken Uncle Sing Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
Look, I'm sorry. My dad is definitely taken buttt my uncle is single. And he's pretty good looking and cool. Not only is he cute but he's way more interesting. He's lived that crazy uncle life you know? He's traveled around the world and worked at wild places. He's taken everything into his own hands and is living life to...
No Papa Like Me Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
Hey. What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty. If you have a dad that says things like this then you're in luck - this funny dad Skirt Dress is for you. If there ain't no papa like the one that you got then this hilarious father Skirt Dress is the best outfit for you! If you got...
Big Bro Has Paws Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
My Big bro has paws. This Skirt Dress is for anyone who loves to hang out and show everyone that sometimes brothers are not human. Somtimes they are adorable pets. If you have a brother who has paws then grab this Skirt Dress now. Whether they are cats or dogs - you can show it off the world now. This...
Aunt is Single Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
Darn straight. You read the Skirt Dress. I'm cool just like my aunt. Yeah, that's right. The aunt that I get to hang out with on weekends and high five. The aunt that I get to eat candy and dessert for breakfast with. The aunt that loves to hang with me and my stuffed animals. The coolest aunt around. This...
Cat Did It Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
Everyone is so quick to blame the child but the fact of the matter is, the cat did it! Don't believe me? Look at the room, look at the mess! The evidence is clear that the cat did it but, it is just easier to blame me! Don't look at me, the cat did it and I could prove it...
Sister has 4 legs Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
Our animals, our pets are so much more than just that! They are truly part of the family in every way possible! Sometimes even more so than our actual children. They won't be offended don't worry! Your "daughter" has four legs so now your actual child has a sister with four legs! We know it's not a birth defect and...
Siblings have paws Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
Our pets are part of the family. We care for our dogs since they were puppies, our cat's since they were kittens or our tigers since cubs… well not everyone has a tiger but, still we raise our pets just like we raise our children! This cute siblings Skirt Dress is perfect for your child because it shows that even...
