Brother is a Pitbull Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
Pitbulls are making a comeback! Widely misunderstood as the most aggressive and dangerous dogs, people are finally beginning to realize that these dogs are great dogs who aren't mean or dangerous at all. Pitbulls, for the longest time have been shunned by people who would give them a nice loving home so of course people that would abuse and use...
Member of the Pack Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
Usually you just keep dogs as pets and you think of them as your children! That's fine everyone loves dogs and wants to always add to the pack! With this cute dog Skirt Dress you can let your child truly feel like it is part of the pack. Just because you were always a dog person and only ever wanted...
Brother is a Dog Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
Animals are the best and for the longest time you have resisted a child and just had dogs as your babies! But, alas finally the child is born and has become a new member of the family. Your dogs won't mind too much but, this little baby is may end up acting like them too! I suppose that would be...
Hero Wears Badge Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
The real life superheroes of America do not wear brightly colored suit with capes. They wear metal badges and Kevlar. They put their lives on the line without any superpowers like super strength and the ability to fly and can only wish to be invulnerable to bullets. With this Skirt Dress, children can show support to the true superhero in...
Shoot Blanks Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
You never miss and never shoot blanks. This includes all forms of marksmanship: shooting firearms, wastebin basketball, and, of course, makin’ babies. Your child is living proof that you’re seed is fertile and true, and you couldn’t be more proud. In fact, you’re so proud that you want to buy this funny Skirt Dress to show off the product of...
Farm All The Time Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
Farming is not a job, farming is not a hobby or a pastime, though I suppose it can be those things but, not for you! For you, farming is a lifestyle. As a farmer, you work from morning until night, only stopping to eat, only stopping to sleep. Livestock won't tent themselves and neither will crop harvest themselves. You are...
Small Town Girl Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
This is one of those rare occasions where two things combine into one! Your baby girl is not only small but she is a town girl too! This cute Skirt Dress is great for any baby girl living in a small town! Your baby deserves to be in the cutest things and this cute Skirt Dress is perfect for your...
I Like Big Bucks Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
You're daddy's hunting girl. This Skirt Dress is perfect for any father who has a little girl who is on our way to hunting. Grab this Skirt Dress and make sure the world can see that you're open to show the world who's boss. This Skirt Dress is for the ones who love to shoot and hunt and to show...
Crawl Walk Fish Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
We all want our children to grow up and start fishing with us! There is a wonderful type of bonding between a parent and their child when fishing! However, these things don't happen overnight and no matter how often you bring your child to the lake, ocean, bay or rivers they are not going to jump out of the stroller...
Fish All The Time Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
Fishing is not a hobby, it's a lifestyle. We are fishermen and we must feed the monkey (or fish) when it comes to fishing! We spend our days and nights at the lake, river, and ocean or anywhere we can possibly cast into a body of water that may have fish in it! Sometimes though, you have to stop fishing...
Loved By The King Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$14.99
Who is the king? Elvis? King Charles? King Henry? No, of course, your king is Jesus Christ. This Skirt Dress serves as a reminder to always show love for your number one guy. Your child can now feel connected to the lord with this Skirt Dress which will ensure your prince a place in heaven always. Jesus loves everyone no...
Jesus Loves You Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
Unfortunately babies can't talk. So when we are leaning over the cribs and staring at them, making weird noises and saying stupid things we can only guess as to what the baby is thinking. The way we see it there is no reason why a baby can't express their feelings to people. This cute Skirt Dress is great for any...
Christ Loves Me Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
A faithful lifestyle comes in many shapes and forms, people and places, parents and children. A devout family who is faithful to their Christianity deserves to be able to express that devotion with pride and confidence. This cute Skirt Dress is great for babies of faithful parents who want to give their baby a head start in living with God...
Stroll With Jesus Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
As religious parents your goal is to devote yourselves to Christianity and walk with the Lord. But what about your baby? Your baby can't walk but, it can surely be just as faithful as you. This cute Skirt Dress is perfect for your little blessing. They may not be able to walk with Jesus but, they sure can stroll with...
Handle With Prayer Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
Everyone already knows that you don't rough house with a baby. You don't throw them around or be tough with them. Babies are universally handled with care. This cute Skirt Dress is perfect for any God loving parents who want to dress their babies and toddlers in something with more divinity and spirituality to get your child started in their...
Made In Vachina Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
Isn't it just so irksome when you look on the tag or label of something and realize it was made in China? It seems like everything is made in China these days. Hell, half the babies that people adopt were made in China too! We have a label here with this funny Skirt Dress that all parents can find hilarious!...
Sorry Daddy Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
As a husband you have one boss and that is your wife! You must listen to her always, as they say: happy wife, happy life. Even your boss at work takes no precedence on your wife! Now you are a father and that means two bosses! Show everyone with this funny Skirt Dress that you always have to listen and...
Grandpa's Sidekick Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
There are many superheroes in existence. Sure we may not be able to see them and only get to read about them in comic books, graphic novels and see them in movies but, they are there. They come in the form of family, friends and loved ones. You don't need to stop a burning building, fight a giant monster or...
Rock Shirt Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
Your little rocker deserves to be rocking out everywhere he or she goes. If you need a rock shirt for your baby look no farther then this cute Skirt Dress. Babies’ rock and you rocking parents can't wait to be head-banging with your child! Get your baby ready for all the little rock shirts he or she will be wearing...
Snuggle Is Real Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
We all have some hard times and struggle with things in our lives. Even babies struggle with baby stuff like; sipping a broken bottle or the pacifier falls on the floor or maybe a full diaper. The struggle is real for everyone even babies…Oh wait! This Cute Skirt Dress says that the SNUGGLE is real! That's adorable and any parent...
Straight Outta Mommy Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
There are some great references out there these days but, you don't have to be a fan of rap to think this cute Skirt Dress is hilarious and clever! Maybe the inside of mommy may not be as bad a Compton but, it says a lot about your baby anyway! Show everyone that your baby is awesome cause it's straight...
I Am Your Daughter Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
Brisco Brands gives you the opportunity to say what you want in style. This Skirt Dress lets you make a statement, show your opinion on a hot button topic, and more! With this Skirt Dress, be sure to show how you're really feeling - right on your sleeve! Don't be afraid to say anything with this Skirt Dress. Your little...
You Are My Father Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
Brisco Brands gives you the opportunity to say what you want in style. This Skirt Dress lets you make a statement, show your opinion on a hot button topic, and more! With this Skirt Dress, be sure to show how you're really feeling - right on your sleeve! Don't be afraid to say anything with this Skirt Dress. Luke didn't...
Return Platofrm 9 3/4 Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
Are you are fan of wizards, magic, and mystery? Of course you are! Wear this Skirt Dress to announce to the world that you love casting spells and mixing up potions. You're nerdy and you know it! Wear your Skirt Dress with pride! Generally, running into brick walls is ill advised but in this case we'll make an exception. If...
Future Gaming Buddy Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
Now this cute Skirt Dress is one I can get on board with! Calling all gamers who have ruined their gaming time by having children! You need this funny Skirt Dress for your baby because you want everyone to know that you will be gaming with this little guy or girl soon enough. Every parent likes to share their hobbies...
I Didn't Do It Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
I want it on record that my client is not guilty of whatever absurd charges you have felt he deserved! (I'm speaking as the lawy- I mean Grandpa right now.) Anyway, you have no right to accuse since there are no witnesses and no real evidence, obviously my client is being discriminated against because they are a child! This type...
Cool Baby Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
Nobody wants to be a regular baby. Being a regular baby is boring, generic and unoriginal. Who would want that? Not your little awesome bundle of coolness! Get this cool Skirt Dress so your awesome little infant can show just how cool they really are. We don't want any baby to be regular, everyone is unique and their unique qualities...
Can't Resist Nurses Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
Everybody has a thing. What I mean is that everyone has a… you know, a special thing that makes them go a little…wild! We could just say it but, it will be a little too much so just use your imagination. Your thing happens to be nurses and boy, you cannot resist! This cute ironic Skirt Dress is perfect for...
Love My Grandma Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
Every baby loves their Grandma whether they know it or not yet. Why not do your child a favor and slap this Grandma Skirt Dress on your child? When they get older, they’ll realize the importance of Grandma. After Mom says no, Grandma will be the first person they go to. We have no idea why, but it seems like...
Big Naps Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
We love relegating old fads to this napping Skirt Dress status. At this point they’re old hat, so why not put them on a design like this one? It’s where old fads go to die, you know. Your baby likes big naps and he cannot lie, but we often wonder what the difference is between a big nap and just...
