Poops I Did It Again Infant Toddler T Shirt
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This should have been the original title of the song that this poop Infant Toddler T Shirt is ripping from. We think “pooping your pants” is a statement that sums up Brittney Spear’s career—or at least her career lately. Jeez, how could have anyone liked that music in the 90s? Were we all brainwashed or something? Now that we thinking...
Hug Life Infant Toddler T Shirt
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This thug life Infant Toddler T Shirt is a perfect example of what you get when you remove a single letter from a word. Just pluck that “T” out of “thug” and you’ve got “hug”. Isn’t that amazing! Now it’s baby friendly! We’ve included the same type of font that’s used in gang tattoos just to drive home that hug/thug...
Crawl Walk Hockey Infant Toddler T Shirt
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On this hockey Infant Toddler T Shirt, we’ve include the stages of child development. First comes walking, then crawling, and then finally: playing hockey. It’s pretty simple, although we don’t know if it’s scientifically accurate. Plus, why hockey? We don’t know, but we suppose you can replace hockey with virtually any other sport. The whole point is to live vicariously...
I'm New Here Infant Toddler T Shirt
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This funny Infant Toddler T Shirt is like you’re attending some sort of 12 step program or it’s your first day at a humiliating, meager-paying job. Life is kind of like those things but a gigantic version of them. It’s a place where you bust your ass and come up with just lint and pocket change. Where you’re maddening lack...
Hangry Definition Infant Toddler T Shirt
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We decided to slap our own definition on this hungry Infant Toddler T Shirt. Keep in mind that the Hangry status applies not just to babies, but to all human beings. It’s just that babies are the most susceptible to Hangry status because they’re so young and need constant nutrition. We would say that a Hangry baby is more obvious...
Grilling Buddy Infant Toddler T Shirt
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You’re Dad’s grillin’ buddy. You know why? You’re the perfect person to talk to. So when Daddy drinks his six-pack and starts his second round, he can drunkenly rant to you without fear of you remembering anything, much less repeating anything in the conversation to Mommy. Maybe if you were older, you’d be frightened by Daddy’ rough manner, slurring of...
Get Milk Infant Toddler T Shirt
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This is the motto for infants everywhere. Granted, the average infant doesn’t have to do too much or work too hard to get their coveted teat or bottle of milk. Usually it happens automatically, but when you’re hungry and no one is paying attention to you, it’s time to start crying incessantly until someone answers your call. Crying can be...
Daddy Plays Video Games Infant Toddler T Shirt
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You’re proof that Daddy doesn’t play videogames all of the time, just most of the time. Yep, while your mother is taking care of all the parental duties like diaper changing, bottle feeding, etc, you’re old man is too busy screaming at other people’s children in a gaming match. He may not always be present, but he’s a proud parent...
I'm A Girl Infant Toddler T Shirt
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This is a girl Infant Toddler T Shirt to have because people don’t know what gender your baby is. You could do what everyone else does, e.g. dress your child up in feminine clothes, but that’s for chumps. I mean, who wants to dress their child properly? This girl Infant Toddler T Shirt cuts through the ambiguity and slaps people...
Poop out Infant Toddler T Shirt
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We’ve created this clever Infant Toddler T Shirt that shows the basic workings of a new born. We’ve even included visual aids to make you aware of the most important orifices of your child, e.g. the mouth and the butt. Food goes in, poop comes out: that’s really just the essence of being human. With a normal person, daily activities...
Family Favorite Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Newborns are always the talk of the town, wherever you go. Complete strangers and mere acquaintances will always find the time to come and pinch the cheeks of your drooling tot. But the newborn is always the attention center in any family. Your siblings love him, the in-laws love him, and your parents certainly love him. Nothing brings a family...
Expecting Me Infant Toddler T Shirt
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You were expecting your baby, right? Right? If you weren’t, that’s fine because wonderful accidents happen. Except the rest of your adult life is now going to be in the service of this “wonderful accident”. There’s always contraception, but you just didn’t want to listen. In any case, for the parents who did plan this one and were expecting a...
Practically Perfect Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Your baby is practically perfect in every way….except for the puking, the incessant crying through all hours of the night, the drooling, tantrums, etc. Well, no one said that raising a child was going to be easy, but other than the normal things new parents have to deal with, that little tyke is still a perfect lump of genes. Let’s...
No Hair Don't Care Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Have no hair and don’t care with this cute Infant Toddler T Shirt. Just slap a pink bow on that dome and you’ll be good to go. Your child will look almost exactly like a video game, e.g a featureless, completely round object that puts virtually anything into its gaping maw, with its only identifying trait being a silly pink...
Lock Up Daughters Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Is there a sexual predator on the loose? No, it’s just your incredibly good-looking child. You’re baby looks so good, that women flock to him in droves just to pinch his adorable cheeks. In fact, they should keep your daughters away from him, not the other way around—after all, a baby really can’t do much besides looks cute and sling...
Lock Up Daughters Infant Toddler T Shirt
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People better lock up their daughters because you’re lovely baby boy is gonna be one hell of a lady-killer. He’ll be an Adonis with immaculate skin and killer hair. Let’s just hope that he doesn’t get too much of your genetics. After all, we wouldn’t want him to start going bald in his mid-twenties or inherent his mother’s spastic colon....
Daddy's Lil Squirt Infant Toddler T Shirt
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“Squirt” is often used as a term of endearment for little kids or babies. It’s also defined as a “gushing of liquid”. It also has sexual connotations, as evidenced by the internet. Whatever you do, don’t do a web search unless you want to get some results that are less than work safe. Technically speaking, we all are Daddy’s “squirts”....
Daddy Has Guns Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Everyone knows this guy. Overprotective dads are seemingly everywhere maybe because they were young boys once themselves! Prior experience has made way for a man that wants to protect his child at all costs. No one will hurt Daddy’s Little Princess or there will be Hell to pay! Every boy that smiles at her on the playground better watch out....
I Heart Daddy Infant Toddler T Shirt
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As children age, they begin to form their own unique identity. For so long, they have been associated with their mother, the one who carried and birthed them into the world. Soon, they discover that they are a separate person, not just a part of mom. This opens their eyes to the other factor of their DNA. He’s new and...
Dad's Lucky Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Is it the emotion of love that holds their hearts captive? Is the trust that is fostered by the growing bonds of a meaningful relationship? Ask a man what makes their marriage successful and the answer may seem only skin deep. Yet the beauty they covet from the one that they have claimed is not some realization of a shallow...
Cutie Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Parenting is a thrilling adventure as you get to watch a part of yourself grow up right before your eyes. Yet before your little pride and joy begins their journey in the world, you are tasked to form a core part of their identity. It may pay homage to your family, faith or culture, but a child’s name becomes a...
Smelly Like Daddy Infant Toddler T Shirt
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All babies are irresistibly adorable. As they age, the magnetic attraction that these diaper-clad beauties once wielded will slowly fade away. That undeniable compelling quality that is specifically “baby” will be gone. Some aspects will always remain. Those pretty faces will age but still hold all the grace and beauty bestowed to them by their maternal genes. Yet once that...
Crawl So Hard Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Life can be compared to basketball. You have the opportunity to shoot for the stars or pass on your dreams. You can dribble in the same spot, never advancing in your pursuit. Or worst of all, you can just sit on the bench and watch days pass you by. Retake authority over your station in the game of life. Like...
Cool As Buck Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Everybody has their own unique fashion sense. Still, it is only a matter of time before your choices label you with a certain brand of style. There is one fashion label that has been trending as the epitome of laidback cool! Who do you know in your life that is more too-cool-for-school than your pride and joy? This cute design,...
Pretty Eyes Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Can you think of anything cuter? Their small little eyes that shimmer in wonder and awe of the world around them. Their button noses that sit atop puckered lips and chubby cheeks that are so captivating you can’t help but kiss or pinch them. Their arms and legs that are short but never skinny, tapering down to pudgy fingers and...
Hug Life Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Depression is a prevalent issue in our society. It affects over more than 350 million people globally! This leads many to seek forms of treatment through medicine or therapy. Is there any way that we can end this melancholy trend? We believe that there’s a way of life that caters toward the positivity that life brings. This cute thug life...
Chubby Thighs Infant Toddler T Shirt
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As we age, body image becomes much more significant to our daily life. Society continuously perpetuates unrealistic stereotypes of the ideal form as the standard to strive for. This results in a bunch of depressed anxiety-driven dieters who get caught up in the endeavor of becoming the impossible. There is no such thing as the perfect body… except when it...
I'm Cute Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Let's consider for a second that using a baby for your own benefit is totally ethical! How can you not use this funny Infant Toddler T Shirt on your baby? Everyone is going to be looking at your baby and making weird noises at it and saying how cute it is. This cute Infant Toddler T Shirt allows your baby...
Car Rides Infant Toddler T Shirt
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The interior doesn’t change and mommy or daddy are nearby, promoting the ultimate feeling of comfort. The rumbling vibration below emits a monotonous sound that causes a sense of tranquility to fall over the cabin. There’s nothing new to see and do. Everything is just too familiar and all senses are dulled into a total state of relaxation. Before long,...
Burpees and Bows Infant Toddler T Shirt
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The constant diaper changes, feeding then burping, swaddling and wriggling your pride and joy into their clothes seems like the perfect version of a workout from Hell! So much constant attention is needed to keep the youngest members of your brood content. Yet all this effort and you hardly break a sweat. You are used to a much different regimen...
