No Hair Don't Care Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Have no hair and don’t care with this cute Infant Toddler T Shirt. Just slap a pink bow on that dome and you’ll be good to go. Your child will look almost exactly like a video game, e.g a featureless, completely round object that puts virtually anything into its gaping maw, with its only identifying trait being a silly pink...
Lock Up Daughters Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Is there a sexual predator on the loose? No, it’s just your incredibly good-looking child. You’re baby looks so good, that women flock to him in droves just to pinch his adorable cheeks. In fact, they should keep your daughters away from him, not the other way around—after all, a baby really can’t do much besides looks cute and sling...
Lock Up Daughters Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
People better lock up their daughters because you’re lovely baby boy is gonna be one hell of a lady-killer. He’ll be an Adonis with immaculate skin and killer hair. Let’s just hope that he doesn’t get too much of your genetics. After all, we wouldn’t want him to start going bald in his mid-twenties or inherent his mother’s spastic colon....
Daddy's Lil Squirt Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
“Squirt” is often used as a term of endearment for little kids or babies. It’s also defined as a “gushing of liquid”. It also has sexual connotations, as evidenced by the internet. Whatever you do, don’t do a web search unless you want to get some results that are less than work safe. Technically speaking, we all are Daddy’s “squirts”....
Daddy Has Guns Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Everyone knows this guy. Overprotective dads are seemingly everywhere maybe because they were young boys once themselves! Prior experience has made way for a man that wants to protect his child at all costs. No one will hurt Daddy’s Little Princess or there will be Hell to pay! Every boy that smiles at her on the playground better watch out....
I Heart Daddy Infant Toddler T Shirt
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As children age, they begin to form their own unique identity. For so long, they have been associated with their mother, the one who carried and birthed them into the world. Soon, they discover that they are a separate person, not just a part of mom. This opens their eyes to the other factor of their DNA. He’s new and...
Dad's Lucky Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Is it the emotion of love that holds their hearts captive? Is the trust that is fostered by the growing bonds of a meaningful relationship? Ask a man what makes their marriage successful and the answer may seem only skin deep. Yet the beauty they covet from the one that they have claimed is not some realization of a shallow...
Cutie Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Parenting is a thrilling adventure as you get to watch a part of yourself grow up right before your eyes. Yet before your little pride and joy begins their journey in the world, you are tasked to form a core part of their identity. It may pay homage to your family, faith or culture, but a child’s name becomes a...
Smelly Like Daddy Infant Toddler T Shirt
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All babies are irresistibly adorable. As they age, the magnetic attraction that these diaper-clad beauties once wielded will slowly fade away. That undeniable compelling quality that is specifically “baby” will be gone. Some aspects will always remain. Those pretty faces will age but still hold all the grace and beauty bestowed to them by their maternal genes. Yet once that...
Crawl So Hard Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Life can be compared to basketball. You have the opportunity to shoot for the stars or pass on your dreams. You can dribble in the same spot, never advancing in your pursuit. Or worst of all, you can just sit on the bench and watch days pass you by. Retake authority over your station in the game of life. Like...
Cool As Buck Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Everybody has their own unique fashion sense. Still, it is only a matter of time before your choices label you with a certain brand of style. There is one fashion label that has been trending as the epitome of laidback cool! Who do you know in your life that is more too-cool-for-school than your pride and joy? This cute design,...
Pretty Eyes Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Can you think of anything cuter? Their small little eyes that shimmer in wonder and awe of the world around them. Their button noses that sit atop puckered lips and chubby cheeks that are so captivating you can’t help but kiss or pinch them. Their arms and legs that are short but never skinny, tapering down to pudgy fingers and...
Hug Life Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Depression is a prevalent issue in our society. It affects over more than 350 million people globally! This leads many to seek forms of treatment through medicine or therapy. Is there any way that we can end this melancholy trend? We believe that there’s a way of life that caters toward the positivity that life brings. This cute thug life...
Chubby Thighs Infant Toddler T Shirt
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As we age, body image becomes much more significant to our daily life. Society continuously perpetuates unrealistic stereotypes of the ideal form as the standard to strive for. This results in a bunch of depressed anxiety-driven dieters who get caught up in the endeavor of becoming the impossible. There is no such thing as the perfect body… except when it...
I'm Cute Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Let's consider for a second that using a baby for your own benefit is totally ethical! How can you not use this funny Infant Toddler T Shirt on your baby? Everyone is going to be looking at your baby and making weird noises at it and saying how cute it is. This cute Infant Toddler T Shirt allows your baby...
Car Rides Infant Toddler T Shirt
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The interior doesn’t change and mommy or daddy are nearby, promoting the ultimate feeling of comfort. The rumbling vibration below emits a monotonous sound that causes a sense of tranquility to fall over the cabin. There’s nothing new to see and do. Everything is just too familiar and all senses are dulled into a total state of relaxation. Before long,...
Burpees and Bows Infant Toddler T Shirt
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The constant diaper changes, feeding then burping, swaddling and wriggling your pride and joy into their clothes seems like the perfect version of a workout from Hell! So much constant attention is needed to keep the youngest members of your brood content. Yet all this effort and you hardly break a sweat. You are used to a much different regimen...
Chubby Back Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Hunger pains… everyone has felt them! For babies… those poor little souls are born starving! Their digestive tracts have never had the benefit of being nourished. That quickly changes upon birth. Milk truly does a body good and in no time these little tykes are true human teddy bears. They are so soft… so cuddly… so chubby! So, sorry Justin...
Bows Before Bros Infant Toddler T Shirt
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In life, there are many laws one must follow. We’re not talking about the old customs set out by the government. No, we mean the true supreme law of the land: the Girl Code. There are many unwritten rules that all fierce females should live by. Yet there's one Golden Rule to be followed above all else. No matter what...
Play Hockey Infant Toddler T Shirt
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It is much more than just a game. For some, it is a form of entertainment. Others see it as a way to get some much needed exercise. But for a hearty few, it is a way of life! They draw many life lessons this paramount pastime. You have to take a shot to score. Time is short so make...
Boobies For Babies Infant Toddler T Shirt
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A better breakfast can boost a child’s brainpower. Thus, cruising down the cereal aisle can become quite the chore when deciding on the perfect nutrients to feed your growing pride and joy. Helps prevent heart disease? Low in sugar? Reading all the fine print on their colorful cartoon laced labels would literally take all day. This funny boobies Infant Toddler...
Boob Is Life Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Do what you love. Love what you do. This was the inspiration that led to two brothers creating a line of apparel that inspired optimism through promoting and encouraging the increase of good things in one’s life. Three simple words… life is good. Those words can be comprehended at almost any age. Yet on this funny boob Infant Toddler T...
Bite Me Infant Toddler T Shirt
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The life of a shark pup can be very rough! Their iconic bite is not a learned behavior as they can be cannibals in the womb! It may be a way to gain the nutrients needed to grow, but talk about some true sibling rivalry! No wonder these young offspring hardly receive parental affection. When it comes to your own...
Birthday Girl Infant Toddler T Shirt
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To commemorate the day of your birth, your loved ones place fire sticks in baked goods and sing to you while you sit awkwardly as the center of attention. Then, you blow out the blaze and everybody runs to grab a piece of food that you have just spit on! Maybe it is time to start a new tradition to...
Nailed It Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Life doesn’t always live up to the hype. You can’t put an Instagram filter on all of the moments in your life to create brilliance. Trying to recreate something that has gone before does not always end in success. Many times, it becomes a truly epic fail, miles away from the perfection that inspired the task! Things don’t always go...
Started From The Belly Infant Toddler T Shirt
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It seems like only yesterday! But those precious nine months of waiting are over and your life has now ramped up! It is like you have gone 0 to 100 real quick! While you are trying your best to catch up, remember that you only live once… and this is the time to celebrate your new addition to the world...
Pretty Face Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Looks can be deceiving. Something may seem cuddly and cute, all fluffy and ready for a big hug, but turn in an instant and show its true colors! It’s really just a predatorily killing machine in disguise! Lions and tigers and bears… oh my! Yet they have nothing on the beautiful yet deadly part of your life: your child! This...
Don't Bacon my Heart Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Society is constantly dividing the masses with labels. Democrats, Republicans… Black, White… Gay, Straight… It is always us versus them! Yet we believe that there is truly only one division that pertains to the population as a whole. There are really only two types of people in the world: bacon lovers and liars. Can you imagine if this gift from...
Awe in Awesome Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
The word is so overused today. It is thrown around to describe even mundane things that are significantly below its core value. To inspire awe is when we recognize that we are in the presence of something greater than ourselves. That coffee you posted online… not deserving of the title. The killer outfit you got on sale at the mall…...
Awesomeness Auntie Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Not all of a child’s best traits are passed down from their parents. Sure, mom and dad may be responsible for their pretty face! But looks don’t make a child radiate the inherent quality that can produce admiration as well as fear! This attitude has been known to skip generations and thus was assuredly passed down by another member of...
