Future Gaming Buddy Toddler Baseball
$13.99
Now this cute Baseball Toddler T-Shirt is one I can get on board with! Calling all gamers who have ruined their gaming time by having children! You need this funny Baseball Toddler T-Shirt for your baby because you want everyone to know that you will be gaming with this little guy or girl soon enough. Every parent likes to share...
I Didn't Do It Toddler Baseball
$13.99
I want it on record that my client is not guilty of whatever absurd charges you have felt he deserved! (I'm speaking as the lawy- I mean Grandpa right now.) Anyway, you have no right to accuse since there are no witnesses and no real evidence, obviously my client is being discriminated against because they are a child! This type...
Cool Baby Toddler Baseball
$13.99
Nobody wants to be a regular baby. Being a regular baby is boring, generic and unoriginal. Who would want that? Not your little awesome bundle of coolness! Get this cool Baseball Toddler T-Shirt so your awesome little infant can show just how cool they really are. We don't want any baby to be regular, everyone is unique and their unique...
Nap Periodically Toddler Baseball
$13.99
Oh puns… can't live with them, can't live without them. This cute periodic table Baseball Toddler T-Shirt is the perfect nerdy little thing to put your baby in! Get it? It’s the elements Iodine, Sodium, and Phosphorus placed in a way that their elemental symbols spell out the words “I Nap." This is a geeky parents dream and this periodic...
Can't Resist Nurses Toddler Baseball
$13.99
Everybody has a thing. What I mean is that everyone has a… you know, a special thing that makes them go a little…wild! We could just say it but, it will be a little too much so just use your imagination. Your thing happens to be nurses and boy, you cannot resist! This cute ironic Baseball Toddler T-Shirt is perfect...
Blastin Farts Toddler Baseball
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Babies are adorable that's just a plain and simple fact. No matter whose baby it is, the baby is uber cute! Babies are simple too and unfortunately no matter how cute the baby is, they are all taken. You may want that baby but, you are going to be left heartbroken! This cute Baseball Toddler T-Shirt is perfect for your...
See My Uncle Toddler Baseball
$13.99
One of the best things about babies is the fact that they can't dress themselves so you are in the position to dress them in whatever you want! As the babies uncle of course you are going to reserve all the cool stuff for when you are watching it! Take this uncle Baseball Toddler T-Shirt for example! The baby doesn't...
Lifting Partner Toddler Baseball
$13.99
If you are a complete lunk and a workout junkie then we have this perfect workout Baseball Toddler T-Shirt for your child. Everyone likes to workout with someone and who better to exercise with than your own kid? Lifting is your forte as well and there is always a great sense of bonding when lifting with someone you love! It...
I really like snacks Toddler Baseball
$13.99
Do you really need to come up with an excuse for eating a bunch of snacks because you’re a baby? Not really, but we decided to make an excuse on this food Baseball Toddler T-Shirt anyway. You just like eating snacks and you really don’t know why. You’ll gobble down bottle after bottle of baby formula, animal crackers, and baby...
Love My Grandma Toddler Baseball
$13.99
Every baby loves their Grandma whether they know it or not yet. Why not do your child a favor and slap this Grandma Baseball Toddler T-Shirt on your child? When they get older, they’ll realize the importance of Grandma. After Mom says no, Grandma will be the first person they go to. We have no idea why, but it seems...
Big Naps Toddler Baseball
$13.99
We love relegating old fads to this napping Baseball Toddler T-Shirt status. At this point they’re old hat, so why not put them on a design like this one? It’s where old fads go to die, you know. Your baby likes big naps and he cannot lie, but we often wonder what the difference is between a big nap and...
Poops I Did It Again Toddler Baseball
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This should have been the original title of the song that this poop Baseball Toddler T-Shirt is ripping from. We think “pooping your pants” is a statement that sums up Brittney Spear’s career—or at least her career lately. Jeez, how could have anyone liked that music in the 90s? Were we all brainwashed or something? Now that we thinking about...
Hug Life Toddler Baseball
$13.99
This thug life Baseball Toddler T-Shirt is a perfect example of what you get when you remove a single letter from a word. Just pluck that “T” out of “thug” and you’ve got “hug”. Isn’t that amazing! Now it’s baby friendly! We’ve included the same type of font that’s used in gang tattoos just to drive home that hug/thug life...
Crawl Walk Hockey Toddler Baseball
$13.99
On this hockey Baseball Toddler T-Shirt, we’ve include the stages of child development. First comes walking, then crawling, and then finally: playing hockey. It’s pretty simple, although we don’t know if it’s scientifically accurate. Plus, why hockey? We don’t know, but we suppose you can replace hockey with virtually any other sport. The whole point is to live vicariously through...
Happy Camper Toddler Baseball
$13.99
Babies are generally happy campers until they’re not. That’s when they cry for a never-ending span of time until you either have to feed them or yell at them like a dog who’s barking you’ve been enduring for minutes. We recommend you don’t do that second one, because it wouldn’t make you a very good parent. Then again, who are...
Grandma Toddler Baseball
$13.99
You can look up the definition of “Grandmother”, but we don’t think they got it right. We’ve come up with our own definition of Grandma that we believe is more accurate. Grandma is the first person you talk to after Mommy says “no”. Your mom might not spoil you, be rest assured you’re Grandma will. You might as well enjoy...
Game Day Toddler Baseball
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We love it when parents push their agendas on children, especially when they’re babies. Your child can barely understand the concept of speech, let alone some game played with an oblong ball and funny looking men in armor. You’ll push you’re hobbies and interests onto your child until they’re well into their teenage years. Hey, maybe you’ll be able to...
Video Games All The Toddler Baseball
$13.99
You’re proof that Daddy doesn’t play videogames all of the time, just most of the time. Yep, while your mother is taking care of all the parental duties like diaper changing, bottle feeding, etc, you’re old man is too busy screaming at other people’s children in a gaming match. He may not always be present, but he’s a proud parent...
Family Favorite Toddler Baseball
$13.99
Newborns are always the talk of the town, wherever you go. Complete strangers and mere acquaintances will always find the time to come and pinch the cheeks of your drooling tot. But the newborn is always the attention center in any family. Your siblings love him, the in-laws love him, and your parents certainly love him. Nothing brings a family...
I Heart Daddy Toddler Baseball
$13.99
As children age, they begin to form their own unique identity. For so long, they have been associated with their mother, the one who carried and birthed them into the world. Soon, they discover that they are a separate person, not just a part of mom. This opens their eyes to the other factor of their DNA. He’s new and...
Mom is Best Toddler Baseball
$13.99
Mom is the best. She always is and always will be. Why not have your baby show off what it most likely believes? Babies can't truly express themselves and what they believe but, that doesn't mean you can't help them do it. With this cute Baseball Toddler T-Shirt you can show everyone just how great you are with the help...
Cousins Love Me Toddler Baseball
$13.99
There's no illusion of sibling rivalry with these buddies, fostering a sense of equality in importance. They understand all of the ins and outs that make your family tree unique, a dysfunction that could only be understood by a fellow member of the brood. Yet there's enough distance that the companionship is not continuous. The friendship is furthered through choice....
Check Out Grandpa Toddler Baseball
$13.99
As we age, our sleeping cycles become lighter than they were in our youth. This makes catching some daytime zzz’s a must for many of the elder generation. Just sit the patriarch of the family in their favorite chair and in a matter of moments, the room will be filled with soft rumblings of blissful snoring. Household pets are thought...
Burpees and Bows Toddler Baseball
$13.99
The constant diaper changes, feeding then burping, swaddling and wriggling your pride and joy into their clothes seems like the perfect version of a workout from Hell! So much constant attention is needed to keep the youngest members of your brood content. Yet all this effort and you hardly break a sweat. You are used to a much different regimen...
Crawl Walk Bike Toddler Baseball
$13.99
Your child’s little legs were born to move. All that kicking in the womb was enough proof. Yet now that they have made their appearance in the world, they constantly want to be on the go. But you have to crawl before you can stand. You have to stand before you can walk. You have to walk before you can...
Language Asshole Toddler Baseball
$13.99
Diapers are not the only absorbent aspect of your child’s life. Their brains are like little sponges, constantly taking in the world around them as they formulate their own sense of personal identity. This facet of youth is not always a blessing in one’s life. There are many situations in which it can be a curse… literally! With this rude...
Dad's Beard Toddler Baseball
$13.99
Beard envy. A social paraiah that plagues all men with beards. Full, patchy, hairy, long, short or curly; no matter what your beard looks like you will always meet someone with a facial hair full of pride and confidence. There is another way to spread the word of your beard superiorty and thats with your child! babies don't know anything...
No Papa Like Me Toddler Baseball
$13.99
Hey. What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty. If you have a dad that says things like this then you're in luck - this funny dad Baseball Toddler T-Shirt is for you. If there ain't no papa like the one that you got then this hilarious father Baseball Toddler T-Shirt is the best outfit for you! If...
Big Bro Has Paws Toddler Baseball
$13.99
My Big bro has paws. This Baseball Toddler T-Shirt is for anyone who loves to hang out and show everyone that sometimes brothers are not human. Somtimes they are adorable pets. If you have a brother who has paws then grab this Baseball Toddler T-Shirt now. Whether they are cats or dogs - you can show it off the world...
Aunt is Single Toddler Baseball
$13.99
Darn straight. You read the Baseball Toddler T-Shirt. I'm cool just like my aunt. Yeah, that's right. The aunt that I get to hang out with on weekends and high five. The aunt that I get to eat candy and dessert for breakfast with. The aunt that loves to hang with me and my stuffed animals. The coolest aunt around....
