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The real life superheroes of America do not wear brightly colored suit with capes. They wear metal badges and Kevlar. They put their lives on the line without any superpowers like super strength and the ability to fly and can only wish to be invulnerable to bullets. With this Solid Dress, children can show support to the true superhero in...
A little known fact is that your child can be used as a backup weapon. Yep, they have the power to project bodily substances on any would-be attacker. It’s kind of like those foul-smelling substances the police deploy to disperse crowds, except worse because they’re actual bodily fluids. Nothing says weapon like a biological one, and the last thing anyone...
We think this trumps the childhood argument of “My daddy is better than your daddy”. If my daddy has the power to arrest your daddy, (preferably with due cause) we’re pretty sure that beats anything that your daddy can do, unless he’s a Navy SEAL. This funny Solid Dress is for parents that know that they are more impressive than...
With this cool Solid Dress, you’re cute little tyke will always have your back. Every hero needs a sidekick, and what better backup than your son or daughter? Sure, they may not be imposing or physically able of protecting you, but they’ll stop anyone in their tracks from the sheer power of cuteness! No bogey can resist the power of...
Not everyone supports the movements Black Lives or Blue Lives Matter. They see it as a polarizing way at dividing the nation even further. We all should be united in an All Lives Matter movement. That is not an answer. The movements were started for a reason and should not be disregarded. With this Solid Dress, we show our support...