Arrest Your Daddy Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
We think this trumps the childhood argument of “My daddy is better than your daddy”. If my daddy has the power to arrest your daddy, (preferably with due cause) we’re pretty sure that beats anything that your daddy can do, unless he’s a Navy SEAL. This funny Skirt Dress is for parents that know that they are more impressive than...
Hero Wears Badge Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
The real life superheroes of America do not wear brightly colored suit with capes. They wear metal badges and Kevlar. They put their lives on the line without any superpowers like super strength and the ability to fly and can only wish to be invulnerable to bullets. With this Skirt Dress, children can show support to the true superhero in...
Daddy's Best Backup Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
A little known fact is that your child can be used as a backup weapon. Yep, they have the power to project bodily substances on any would-be attacker. It’s kind of like those foul-smelling substances the police deploy to disperse crowds, except worse because they’re actual bodily fluids. Nothing says weapon like a biological one, and the last thing anyone...
