Cool Baby Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
Nobody wants to be a regular baby. Being a regular baby is boring, generic and unoriginal. Who would want that? Not your little awesome bundle of coolness! Get this cool Polka Dot Dress so your awesome little infant can show just how cool they really are. We don't want any baby to be regular, everyone is unique and their unique...
Nap Periodically Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
Oh puns… can't live with them, can't live without them. This cute periodic table Polka Dot Dress is the perfect nerdy little thing to put your baby in! Get it? It’s the elements Iodine, Sodium, and Phosphorus placed in a way that their elemental symbols spell out the words “I Nap." This is a geeky parents dream and this periodic...
Can't Resist Nurses Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
Everybody has a thing. What I mean is that everyone has a… you know, a special thing that makes them go a little…wild! We could just say it but, it will be a little too much so just use your imagination. Your thing happens to be nurses and boy, you cannot resist! This cute ironic Polka Dot Dress is perfect...
Really Like Snacks Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
Do you really need to come up with an excuse for eating a bunch of snacks because you’re a baby? Not really, but we decided to make an excuse on this food Polka Dot Dress anyway. You just like eating snacks and you really don’t know why. You’ll gobble down bottle after bottle of baby formula, animal crackers, and baby...
Love My Grandma Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
Every baby loves their Grandma whether they know it or not yet. Why not do your child a favor and slap this Grandma Polka Dot Dress on your child? When they get older, they’ll realize the importance of Grandma. After Mom says no, Grandma will be the first person they go to. We have no idea why, but it seems...
Big Naps Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
We love relegating old fads to this napping Polka Dot Dress status. At this point they’re old hat, so why not put them on a design like this one? It’s where old fads go to die, you know. Your baby likes big naps and he cannot lie, but we often wonder what the difference is between a big nap and...
Poops I Did It Again Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
This should have been the original title of the song that this poop Polka Dot Dress is ripping from. We think “pooping your pants” is a statement that sums up Brittney Spear’s career—or at least her career lately. Jeez, how could have anyone liked that music in the 90s? Were we all brainwashed or something? Now that we thinking about...
Hug Life Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
This thug life Polka Dot Dress is a perfect example of what you get when you remove a single letter from a word. Just pluck that “T” out of “thug” and you’ve got “hug”. Isn’t that amazing! Now it’s baby friendly! We’ve included the same type of font that’s used in gang tattoos just to drive home that hug/thug life...
Happy Camper Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
Babies are generally happy campers until they’re not. That’s when they cry for a never-ending span of time until you either have to feed them or yell at them like a dog who’s barking you’ve been enduring for minutes. We recommend you don’t do that second one, because it wouldn’t make you a very good parent. Then again, who are...
Grandma Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
You can look up the definition of “Grandmother”, but we don’t think they got it right. We’ve come up with our own definition of Grandma that we believe is more accurate. Grandma is the first person you talk to after Mommy says “no”. Your mom might not spoil you, be rest assured you’re Grandma will. You might as well enjoy...
Get Milk Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
This is the motto for infants everywhere. Granted, the average infant doesn’t have to do too much or work too hard to get their coveted teat or bottle of milk. Usually it happens automatically, but when you’re hungry and no one is paying attention to you, it’s time to start crying incessantly until someone answers your call. Crying can be...
Uncle Loves Me Bough Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
You know it. I know it. Heck, everyone in my family knows it. My uncle loves me! Hold on, lemme get this straight. He doesn't just love me, he adores me. That's what this awesome uncle Polka Dot Dress says - don't you know? This Polka Dot Dress is what I wear to show everyone that my uncle is awesome...
Badass Uncle Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
Look at these moves. Look at this smile. Look at this hair. It's plain to see. I get my badassness from my uncle. My uncle is the coolest guy I know and now I'm the second coolest guy I know. Check out my cool toy motorcycle and my tiny leather jacket - aren't these cool? I got the idea from...
Game Day Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
We love it when parents push their agendas on children, especially when they’re babies. Your child can barely understand the concept of speech, let alone some game played with an oblong ball and funny looking men in armor. You’ll push you’re hobbies and interests onto your child until they’re well into their teenage years. Hey, maybe you’ll be able to...
Daddy Plays Video Games Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
You’re proof that Daddy doesn’t play videogames all of the time, just most of the time. Yep, while your mother is taking care of all the parental duties like diaper changing, bottle feeding, etc, you’re old man is too busy screaming at other people’s children in a gaming match. He may not always be present, but he’s a proud parent...
Family Favorite Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
Newborns are always the talk of the town, wherever you go. Complete strangers and mere acquaintances will always find the time to come and pinch the cheeks of your drooling tot. But the newborn is always the attention center in any family. Your siblings love him, the in-laws love him, and your parents certainly love him. Nothing brings a family...
I Heart Daddy Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
As children age, they begin to form their own unique identity. For so long, they have been associated with their mother, the one who carried and birthed them into the world. Soon, they discover that they are a separate person, not just a part of mom. This opens their eyes to the other factor of their DNA. He’s new and...
Mom Is Best Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
Mom is the best. She always is and always will be. Why not have your baby show off what it most likely believes? Babies can't truly express themselves and what they believe but, that doesn't mean you can't help them do it. With this cute Polka Dot Dress you can show everyone just how great you are with the help...
Check Out Grandpa Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
As we age, our sleeping cycles become lighter than they were in our youth. This makes catching some daytime zzz’s a must for many of the elder generation. Just sit the patriarch of the family in their favorite chair and in a matter of moments, the room will be filled with soft rumblings of blissful snoring. Household pets are thought...
Burpees and Bows Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
The constant diaper changes, feeding then burping, swaddling and wriggling your pride and joy into their clothes seems like the perfect version of a workout from Hell! So much constant attention is needed to keep the youngest members of your brood content. Yet all this effort and you hardly break a sweat. You are used to a much different regimen...
Crawl Walk Bike Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
A better breakfast can boost a child’s brainpower. Thus, cruising down the cereal aisle can become quite the chore when deciding on the perfect nutrients to feed your growing pride and joy. Helps prevent heart disease? Low in sugar? Reading all the fine print on their colorful cartoon laced labels would literally take all day. This funny boobies Polka Dot...
Watch The Language Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
Diapers are not the only absorbent aspect of your child’s life. Their brains are like little sponges, constantly taking in the world around them as they formulate their own sense of personal identity. This facet of youth is not always a blessing in one’s life. There are many situations in which it can be a curse… literally! With this rude...
Little Ass Kicker Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
Life is like a boxing match: defeat is not when you fall, but when you refuse to get back up. Sure, your child may not understand, but one is never too young to proclaim their inner fearless fighting spirit. This boxing Polka Dot Dress is for all the parents who are proud of their own little fighter, also known as...
That Smell Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
It is so easy to blame a baby for a smelly fart! Babies can't control it; they don't even know they are doing it when it happens! Farts are different than poops believe me; if your baby pooped you will know the difference. This cute uncle Polka Dot Dress is perfect for your niece or nephew so when you are...
Blastin Farts Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
Babies are adorable that's just a plain and simple fact. No matter whose baby it is, the baby is uber cute! Babies are simple too and unfortunately no matter how cute the baby is, they are all taken. You may want that baby but, you are going to be left heartbroken! This cute Polka Dot Dress is perfect for your...
Cousins Love Me Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
There's no illusion of sibling rivalry with these buddies, fostering a sense of equality in importance. They understand all of the ins and outs that make your family tree unique, a dysfunction that could only be understood by a fellow member of the brood. Yet there's enough distance that the companionship is not continuous. The friendship is furthered through choice....
Dad's Beard Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
Beard envy. A social paraiah that plagues all men with beards. Full, patchy, hairy, long, short or curly; no matter what your beard looks like you will always meet someone with a facial hair full of pride and confidence. There is another way to spread the word of your beard superiorty and thats with your child! babies don't know anything...
