Really Like Snacks Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
Do you really need to come up with an excuse for eating a bunch of snacks because you’re a baby? Not really, but we decided to make an excuse on this food Skirt Dress anyway. You just like eating snacks and you really don’t know why. You’ll gobble down bottle after bottle of baby formula, animal crackers, and baby food...
Arrest Your Daddy Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
We think this trumps the childhood argument of “My daddy is better than your daddy”. If my daddy has the power to arrest your daddy, (preferably with due cause) we’re pretty sure that beats anything that your daddy can do, unless he’s a Navy SEAL. This funny Skirt Dress is for parents that know that they are more impressive than...
In Charge Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
Moms like to kid themselves. They think because they are the mother that they are in charge! In a child's mind though they are thinking, "mommy is definitely not my boss!" No matter how many times moms think they laid down the law and made themselves clear, toddlers and kids know better than that! This funny Skirt Dress is perfect...
Nap Periodically Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
Oh puns… can't live with them, can't live without them. This cute periodic table Skirt Dress is the perfect nerdy little thing to put your baby in! Get it? It’s the elements Iodine, Sodium, and Phosphorus placed in a way that their elemental symbols spell out the words “I Nap." This is a geeky parents dream and this periodic table...
Amigo Jesus Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$14.99
You love Jesus Christ. He is your BFF. When you need to talk to someone, it's him you speak with. He provides you with safety and the will of believing. This Skirt Dress is the perfect option for anyone who is comfortable in their faith. From church to heaven, you know Jesus will always be there for you. Be there...
Burpees and Bows Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
The constant diaper changes, feeding then burping, swaddling and wriggling your pride and joy into their clothes seems like the perfect version of a workout from Hell! So much constant attention is needed to keep the youngest members of your brood content. Yet all this effort and you hardly break a sweat. You are used to a much different regimen...
Loved By The King Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$14.99
Who is the king? Elvis? King Charles? King Henry? No, of course, your king is Jesus Christ. This Skirt Dress serves as a reminder to always show love for your number one guy. Your child can now feel connected to the lord with this Skirt Dress which will ensure your prince a place in heaven always. Jesus loves everyone no...
Siblings have paws Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
Our pets are part of the family. We care for our dogs since they were puppies, our cat's since they were kittens or our tigers since cubs… well not everyone has a tiger but, still we raise our pets just like we raise our children! This cute siblings Skirt Dress is perfect for your child because it shows that even...
Brother is a Pitbull Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
Pitbulls are making a comeback! Widely misunderstood as the most aggressive and dangerous dogs, people are finally beginning to realize that these dogs are great dogs who aren't mean or dangerous at all. Pitbulls, for the longest time have been shunned by people who would give them a nice loving home so of course people that would abuse and use...
Member of the Pack Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
Usually you just keep dogs as pets and you think of them as your children! That's fine everyone loves dogs and wants to always add to the pack! With this cute dog Skirt Dress you can let your child truly feel like it is part of the pack. Just because you were always a dog person and only ever wanted...
Brother is a Dog Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
Animals are the best and for the longest time you have resisted a child and just had dogs as your babies! But, alas finally the child is born and has become a new member of the family. Your dogs won't mind too much but, this little baby is may end up acting like them too! I suppose that would be...
Hero Wears Badge Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
The real life superheroes of America do not wear brightly colored suit with capes. They wear metal badges and Kevlar. They put their lives on the line without any superpowers like super strength and the ability to fly and can only wish to be invulnerable to bullets. With this Skirt Dress, children can show support to the true superhero in...
Shoot Blanks Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
You never miss and never shoot blanks. This includes all forms of marksmanship: shooting firearms, wastebin basketball, and, of course, makin’ babies. Your child is living proof that you’re seed is fertile and true, and you couldn’t be more proud. In fact, you’re so proud that you want to buy this funny Skirt Dress to show off the product of...
Farm All The Time Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
Farming is not a job, farming is not a hobby or a pastime, though I suppose it can be those things but, not for you! For you, farming is a lifestyle. As a farmer, you work from morning until night, only stopping to eat, only stopping to sleep. Livestock won't tent themselves and neither will crop harvest themselves. You are...
Small Town Girl Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
This is one of those rare occasions where two things combine into one! Your baby girl is not only small but she is a town girl too! This cute Skirt Dress is great for any baby girl living in a small town! Your baby deserves to be in the cutest things and this cute Skirt Dress is perfect for your...
I Like Big Bucks Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
You're daddy's hunting girl. This Skirt Dress is perfect for any father who has a little girl who is on our way to hunting. Grab this Skirt Dress and make sure the world can see that you're open to show the world who's boss. This Skirt Dress is for the ones who love to shoot and hunt and to show...
Crawl Walk Fish Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
We all want our children to grow up and start fishing with us! There is a wonderful type of bonding between a parent and their child when fishing! However, these things don't happen overnight and no matter how often you bring your child to the lake, ocean, bay or rivers they are not going to jump out of the stroller...
Fish All The Time Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
Fishing is not a hobby, it's a lifestyle. We are fishermen and we must feed the monkey (or fish) when it comes to fishing! We spend our days and nights at the lake, river, and ocean or anywhere we can possibly cast into a body of water that may have fish in it! Sometimes though, you have to stop fishing...
Jesus Loves You Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
Unfortunately babies can't talk. So when we are leaning over the cribs and staring at them, making weird noises and saying stupid things we can only guess as to what the baby is thinking. The way we see it there is no reason why a baby can't express their feelings to people. This cute Skirt Dress is great for any...
Christ Loves Me Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
A faithful lifestyle comes in many shapes and forms, people and places, parents and children. A devout family who is faithful to their Christianity deserves to be able to express that devotion with pride and confidence. This cute Skirt Dress is great for babies of faithful parents who want to give their baby a head start in living with God...
Stroll With Jesus Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
As religious parents your goal is to devote yourselves to Christianity and walk with the Lord. But what about your baby? Your baby can't walk but, it can surely be just as faithful as you. This cute Skirt Dress is perfect for your little blessing. They may not be able to walk with Jesus but, they sure can stroll with...
Handle With Prayer Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
Everyone already knows that you don't rough house with a baby. You don't throw them around or be tough with them. Babies are universally handled with care. This cute Skirt Dress is perfect for any God loving parents who want to dress their babies and toddlers in something with more divinity and spirituality to get your child started in their...
Badass Uncle Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
Look at these moves. Look at this smile. Look at this hair. It's plain to see. I get my badassness from my uncle. My uncle is the coolest guy I know and now I'm the second coolest guy I know. Check out my cool toy motorcycle and my tiny leather jacket - aren't these cool? I got the idea from...
No Papa Like Me Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
Hey. What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty. If you have a dad that says things like this then you're in luck - this funny dad Skirt Dress is for you. If there ain't no papa like the one that you got then this hilarious father Skirt Dress is the best outfit for you! If you got...
Big Bro Has Paws Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
My Big bro has paws. This Skirt Dress is for anyone who loves to hang out and show everyone that sometimes brothers are not human. Somtimes they are adorable pets. If you have a brother who has paws then grab this Skirt Dress now. Whether they are cats or dogs - you can show it off the world now. This...
Aunt is Single Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
Darn straight. You read the Skirt Dress. I'm cool just like my aunt. Yeah, that's right. The aunt that I get to hang out with on weekends and high five. The aunt that I get to eat candy and dessert for breakfast with. The aunt that loves to hang with me and my stuffed animals. The coolest aunt around. This...
Cat Did It Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
Everyone is so quick to blame the child but the fact of the matter is, the cat did it! Don't believe me? Look at the room, look at the mess! The evidence is clear that the cat did it but, it is just easier to blame me! Don't look at me, the cat did it and I could prove it...
Sister has 4 legs Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
Our animals, our pets are so much more than just that! They are truly part of the family in every way possible! Sometimes even more so than our actual children. They won't be offended don't worry! Your "daughter" has four legs so now your actual child has a sister with four legs! We know it's not a birth defect and...
Mess With My Uncle Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
Look, you should be warned. If you mess with me, you mess with my uncle! My uncle is the toughest guy around, no question at all. Don't event try it because my uncle lifts more than you could ever and he runs faster than a cheetah. There's no way you'll ever as cool or strong as him so don't even...
Dad Taken Uncle Sing Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
Look, I'm sorry. My dad is definitely taken buttt my uncle is single. And he's pretty good looking and cool. Not only is he cute but he's way more interesting. He's lived that crazy uncle life you know? He's traveled around the world and worked at wild places. He's taken everything into his own hands and is living life to...
