Hug Life Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
This thug life Solid Dress is a perfect example of what you get when you remove a single letter from a word. Just pluck that “T” out of “thug” and you’ve got “hug”. Isn’t that amazing! Now it’s baby friendly! We’ve included the same type of font that’s used in gang tattoos just to drive home that hug/thug life relation....
Happy Camper Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
Babies are generally happy campers until they’re not. That’s when they cry for a never-ending span of time until you either have to feed them or yell at them like a dog who’s barking you’ve been enduring for minutes. We recommend you don’t do that second one, because it wouldn’t make you a very good parent. Then again, who are...
Grandma Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
You can look up the definition of “Grandmother”, but we don’t think they got it right. We’ve come up with our own definition of Grandma that we believe is more accurate. Grandma is the first person you talk to after Mommy says “no”. Your mom might not spoil you, be rest assured you’re Grandma will. You might as well enjoy...
Game Day Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
We love it when parents push their agendas on children, especially when they’re babies. Your child can barely understand the concept of speech, let alone some game played with an oblong ball and funny looking men in armor. You’ll push you’re hobbies and interests onto your child until they’re well into their teenage years. Hey, maybe you’ll be able to...
Daddy Plays Video Games Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
You’re proof that Daddy doesn’t play videogames all of the time, just most of the time. Yep, while your mother is taking care of all the parental duties like diaper changing, bottle feeding, etc, you’re old man is too busy screaming at other people’s children in a gaming match. He may not always be present, but he’s a proud parent...
Family Favorite Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
Newborns are always the talk of the town, wherever you go. Complete strangers and mere acquaintances will always find the time to come and pinch the cheeks of your drooling tot. But the newborn is always the attention center in any family. Your siblings love him, the in-laws love him, and your parents certainly love him. Nothing brings a family...
I Heart Daddy Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
As children age, they begin to form their own unique identity. For so long, they have been associated with their mother, the one who carried and birthed them into the world. Soon, they discover that they are a separate person, not just a part of mom. This opens their eyes to the other factor of their DNA. He’s new and...
Mom Is Best Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
Mom is the best. She always is and always will be. Why not have your baby show off what it most likely believes? Babies can't truly express themselves and what they believe but, that doesn't mean you can't help them do it. With this cute Solid Dress you can show everyone just how great you are with the help of...
Cousins Love Me Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
There's no illusion of sibling rivalry with these buddies, fostering a sense of equality in importance. They understand all of the ins and outs that make your family tree unique, a dysfunction that could only be understood by a fellow member of the brood. Yet there's enough distance that the companionship is not continuous. The friendship is furthered through choice....
Check Out Grandpa Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
As we age, our sleeping cycles become lighter than they were in our youth. This makes catching some daytime zzz’s a must for many of the elder generation. Just sit the patriarch of the family in their favorite chair and in a matter of moments, the room will be filled with soft rumblings of blissful snoring. Household pets are thought...
Burpees and Bows Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
The constant diaper changes, feeding then burping, swaddling and wriggling your pride and joy into their clothes seems like the perfect version of a workout from Hell! So much constant attention is needed to keep the youngest members of your brood content. Yet all this effort and you hardly break a sweat. You are used to a much different regimen...
Crawl Walk Bike Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
In life, there are many laws one must follow. We’re not talking about the old customs set out by the government. No, we mean the true supreme law of the land: the Girl Code. There are many unwritten rules that all fierce females should live by. Yet there's one Golden Rule to be followed above all else. No matter what...
Watch The Language Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
Diapers are not the only absorbent aspect of your child’s life. Their brains are like little sponges, constantly taking in the world around them as they formulate their own sense of personal identity. This facet of youth is not always a blessing in one’s life. There are many situations in which it can be a curse… literally! With this rude...
Aunt is Single Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
It's the Aunts day to babysit and what better way to dress the baby than this cute Solid Dress? There has been plenty of debate over whether or not it's ethical to use a baby as leverage to pick up dates! We say GO FOR IT! Why not? Babies are adorable and are the ultimate conversation starter! As its single...
Get Milk Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
This is the motto for infants everywhere. Granted, the average infant doesn’t have to do too much or work too hard to get their coveted teat or bottle of milk. Usually it happens automatically, but when you’re hungry and no one is paying attention to you, it’s time to start crying incessantly until someone answers your call. Crying can be...
Avocuddled Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
Studies have proven that the showing of affectionate behavior during the formative years of youth will promote stronger minds. While cuddling may not raise your child’s IQ points, it is a positive developmental tool that will benefit them for years to come! Besides, at this age, they are like your own personal teddy bear! As they grow, you will not...
