Live With My Parents Infant Toddler T Shirt
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It's okay! So do I but, babies are allowed too so it's not as weird as me…….Anyway! Babies are great for coming up with clever and creative ways to show off some wit to other parents or family! This cute Infant Toddler T Shirt is hilariously ironic and perfect for babies because where else is a baby supposed to go!...
Watch Your Language Infant Toddler T Shirt
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It's fucking annoying when people curse in front of children and babies! Maybe a little baby can't understand it but, children are extremely absorbent and easy to influence and they absorb everything that people say. This funny Infant Toddler T Shirt is perfect for your baby so when adults are getting rowdy and are cursing at least your baby can...
Made In Vachina Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Isn't it just so irksome when you look on the tag or label of something and realize it was made in China? It seems like everything is made in China these days. Hell, half the babies that people adopt were made in China too! We have a label here with this funny Infant Toddler T Shirt that all parents can...
Really Like Snacks Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Do you really need to come up with an excuse for eating a bunch of snacks because you’re a baby? Not really, but we decided to make an excuse on this food Infant Toddler T Shirt anyway. You just like eating snacks and you really don’t know why. You’ll gobble down bottle after bottle of baby formula, animal crackers, and...
Stud Muffin Infant Toddler T Shirt
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So many different flavors of muffin in the world. Some like chocolate chip, blueberry, corn, raisin and many others. But there is one muffin that everyone likes and everyone could eat right up easily and that is a stud muffin! Those muffins are the best and everyone enjoys a good stud muffin now and again! Get this cute stud muffin...
Won The Race Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Hooray, you won! Being born means winning the greatest race of all. Even if you never accomplish anything notable for the rest of your life, you can at least tell everyone that you won the only thing that really matters: life. Keep in mind, you didn’t conquer life in the sense that you’ve achieved mastery over your own; you simply...
In Charge Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Moms like to kid themselves. They think because they are the mother that they are in charge! In a child's mind though they are thinking, "mommy is definitely not my boss!" No matter how many times moms think they laid down the law and made themselves clear, toddlers and kids know better than that! This funny Infant Toddler T Shirt...
Blastin Farts Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Babies are adorable that's just a plain and simple fact. No matter whose baby it is, the baby is uber cute! Babies are simple too and unfortunately no matter how cute the baby is, they are all taken. You may want that baby but, you are going to be left heartbroken! This cute Infant Toddler T Shirt is perfect for...
You Ain't Cool Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Peeing your pants has always been a bad thing for so many years! Society tells us that it is wrong and yet so many do it. We have seen on cartoons and TV shows and movies that peeing yourself is a sign of weakness and everyone gets made fun of for doing it! Not anymore! This cool Infant Toddler T...
Ugly People Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Have you found it strange that babies will cry and scream when certain people hold them and be completely fine with most other people? Well with this funny Infant Toddler T Shirt everyone who picks up your baby will be taking the ugly test because as it says, your baby will only cry when ugly people hold it! I wouldn’t...
Lock Up Your Daughters Infant Toddler T Shirt
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This is your one and only warning: lock up your daughters parents because we have one handsome little boy here and he is going to be praying on those baby dolls like only a true little baby player can! This cute Infant Toddler T Shirt is hilariously adorable for any parents to dress their child in. This little handsome devil...
Silently Judging You Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Babies can't talk; at least not coherent words that make sense. This hilarious judging you Infant Toddler T Shirt is the perfect way to dress your child. Ever notice the way toddlers and babies stare at you and just continue staring with no emotion? That's because they are silently judging you! Think about it, it's the only thing a baby...
Shits and Giggles Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Shits and giggles has been a popular phrase for a long time now. Example: you should buy this funny Infant Toddler T Shirt for shits and giggles! It's simple and ironic since your baby basically only shits and giggles like exclusively. I mean, I guess that is hard-wired into all humans. Anyway, you will be sure to have a bunch...
Lifting Partner Infant Toddler T Shirt
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If you are a complete lunk and a workout junkie then we have this perfect workout Infant Toddler T Shirt for your child. Everyone likes to workout with someone and who better to exercise with than your own kid? Lifting is your forte as well and there is always a great sense of bonding when lifting with someone you love!...
Can't Resist Nurses Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Everybody has a thing. What I mean is that everyone has a… you know, a special thing that makes them go a little…wild! We could just say it but, it will be a little too much so just use your imagination. Your thing happens to be nurses and boy, you cannot resist! This cute ironic Infant Toddler T Shirt is...
Elephant Peanut Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Your little peanut deserves nothing more than the best! This cute little elephant Infant Toddler T Shirt is adorable for your little baby! Elephants love peanuts (apparently) and it is so cute that a baby elephant is just as cute as your little baby! Show people how much you love your child and give him or her the cutest nickname...
Backrub Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Things in your home escalate quickly: that time when you had friends over and there was one beer left - turned into a free-for-all brawl, that time when arguing your point escalated into a fully thought out court room session or that time when flipping a coin to choose between your movie or your partners movie escalted into best 543...
The Party Has Arrived Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Parties everywhere always need that one person who is going to come in and light the house on fire; the party starter can be anyone but, in this case it is your little baby getting ready to raise the roof! With this party Infant Toddler T Shirt you can show everyone at dinner parties, family get-togethers or even play dates...
Chunky Monkey Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Chunky monkey is a weird phrase that has been used for many years that really makes no sense! I suppose it means that you are fat but cute and playful and funny like a monkey? I don’t know I just feel like I would be offended if someone called me that… Anyway, throwing away those traumatic middle school memories and...
So Loved Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Sometimes obvious things make great quotes. A baby is loved by someone! Maybe not all parents are great parents and not all parents love their babies but, all babies are loved by someone! This cute Infant Toddler T Shirt is perfect for your little baby so he or she can show off just how loved it is! Your baby deserves...
Ordering Dinner Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Babies can't tell you when they want something, they can't talk and they don't know what gestures are. All they know is that they are super hungry and their stomach hurts so they do the only thing that comes natural which is cry. I'll tell you right now, if i had no other way to get food i'd cry too!...
Tax Deduction Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Everyone has their own motivations for having children – we are not here to judge! Perhaps you and your partner really wanted a child and had one, maybe your birth control methods didn't quite work very well and maybe you just want lower taxes. The latter reason is one I can get on bored with because if getting a tax...
Straight Outta Mommy Infant Toddler T Shirt
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There are some great references out there these days but, you don't have to be a fan of rap to think this cute Infant Toddler T Shirt is hilarious and clever! Maybe the inside of mommy may not be as bad a Compton but, it says a lot about your baby anyway! Show everyone that your baby is awesome cause...
Date Models Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Many people live with mantras but, if you think about it, can a baby really have a mantra? Perhaps it can and now you as the parent can show off that mantra to everyone with this cute Infant Toddler T Shirt. Your little baby boy is the bad baby on the block! His sippy bottle in that brown paper bag...
One Broke Daddy Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Many husbands will agree that the traditional wedding vows should be updated to reflect a more 21st Century lifestyle. No longer is it ‘til death do us part!’ It’s now ‘til debt do us part!’ Arguing about money is quite common in marriage: did you really need to get your hair done? Is that a new pair of shoes? And...
College is Expensive Infant Toddler T Shirt
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This is excellent marketing strategy! Babies are like hugging magnets! Everyone wants to hug a baby whether they know you or not. Total strangers are going to want a chance to squeeze that little baby and family members forget about it! They line up to hug the little baby! This funny Infant Toddler T Shirt is a perfect way to...
Unbearably Handsome Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Who doesn't love puns? If you don't that is just weird! Look at this funny Infant Toddler T Shirt and tell me that it isn't hilarious. Your little boy - be him a toddler or a baby - is going to look fantastic and unbearably handsome in this cute Infant Toddler T Shirt. All parents can enjoy a good pun...
Uno Infant Toddler T Shirt
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I haven't played Uno in years but, damn I remember how fun it was! Uno was all about being the person with the least amount of cards and if you could get rid of all your cards first than you win but, you had to yell, “uno!” when you had only once card left otherwise you get challenged and have...
Your Advice Infant Toddler T Shirt
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What is it with parents and giving new parents advice? Look, we get it they are more experienced and have had kids before and know all about raising them but, honestly shut up! No one wants to hear it! This is an adorable way to show people that you don't care about other people's advice but, how can people be...
Volume Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Babies are notoriously loud. In fact, babies are notoriously everything! But the worst thing is their volume which is permanently on 11 in any decibel rated volume indicator. Your baby puts hi-fi speakers and surround systems to shame. You know that annoying singing thing in most cartoons where the person hits a high note and breaks glass because of it?...
Picked Up By Ladies Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Babies are cute and you know what? Many women find that super appealing so babies better watch out because the ladies are going to love you! This cool Infant Toddler T Shirt is perfect for your little stud of a baby boy! Ladies can't resist a cute little baby and he is always getting picked up by those ladies no...
Sweet Pea Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Who doesn't love food puns!? The weirdo in the back that just raised his hands! Yeah, you, GET OUT! Well, now that the idiot is gone we can continue. As I was saying food puns are the best thing in this world! Food puns are not un-chard-ed territory but, they can be a pretty big dill! If you don't want...
Watch The Language Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Diapers are not the only absorbent aspect of your child’s life. Their brains are like little sponges, constantly taking in the world around them as they formulate their own sense of personal identity. This facet of youth is not always a blessing in one’s life. There are many situations in which it can be a curse… literally! With this rude...
Little Ass Kicker Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Life is like a boxing match: defeat is not when you fall, but when you refuse to get back up. Sure, your child may not understand, but one is never too young to proclaim their inner fearless fighting spirit. This boxing Infant Toddler T Shirt is for all the parents who are proud of their own little fighter, also known...
Cutest Tax Deduction Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Babies serve some purpose; they are not just loud, annoying, chunky, fart monsters! Babies will actually help with your taxes by being able to deduct them! Honesty is very important in life and instead of dressing your baby in something corny, generic and untrue, wouldn't you rather this tax deduction Infant Toddler T Shirt so you can at least tell...
Like My Daddy Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Babies don't do much and it's a pretty well known fact that they tend to mimic and absorb the things we do. This cute drinking Infant Toddler T Shirt is perfect for your baby because it doesn’t exactly what daddy does, which is drinking until they pass out! The contents of their bottles are drastically different but, they both have...
9 Months On The Inside Infant Toddler T Shirt
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A baby may not have been in jail, that would require lots of evidence, trial and the whole justice crap but, it is really funny to make an ironic comparison of your belly or womb to jail! This funny jail Infant Toddler T Shirt is the perfect way to let your child act as if it is completely free now...
Bad Influence Infant Toddler T Shirt
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You are the cool Aunt and when it is your turn to babysit you make sure you are passing on the truly important wisdom to your niece or nephew like: how to pick a lock using only a hairpin, how to skip-out on taxes, to always sample things at grocery stores and to drop out of school because it is...
Worth The Wait Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Babies take a long time to be born. 9 months does not seeeeem like a long time but, if you are pregnant than it’s more like 9 years! It really does take a while for that little thing to stark cooking and stewing inside the womb! But when that little angel is born and you see its tiny hands and...
Tore Mommy A New One Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Honesty and irony go together better than the ending of Grease! This funny Infant Toddler T Shirt is abundant with both and is perfect for any parents looking to dress their children in something funny and true! Imagine if your child actually said this! It would be hilarious and that's why any parent can be proud of their child unknowingly...
Party At My Crib Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Everyone likes a good party and with this party Infant Toddler T Shirt your baby can show all the babies that its party is going to be out of control! The party is at 3 am! Right during the deep sleep cycle of the parents and baby's "midnight snack." There is going to be bottles everywhere and those babies are...
Drinking Buddy Infant Toddler T Shirt
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You’re Daddy’s drinking buddy. You even act like your drunk by pissing your pants and indiscriminately vomiting! Yep, while Daddy is having a couple a beers, you can relax and suck off of a nice bottle of baby formula. It’ll be a good ol’ father-son bonding session, even though you’ll have no idea what’s going on because you’re a baby....
New Hunky Infant Toddler T Shirt
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What a hunk! What vibrant energy toward life! What charm that makes any heart swoon! What wit that is reflected through the gentle nature of their eyes! How gallant in behavior yet secretly sweet in attitude! Is there anything more alluring than their cuddly nature, how openly they express their unabashed affection for those around them? Celebrate the hunk in...
Chubba Bubba Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Hubba hubba… look at the little beauty in this funny Infant Toddler T Shirt! The old soldier slang of attractiveness is making a comeback in a new form! We have taken the liberty of updating the term to fit our 21st Century society. And even though it may look similar to the iconic bubble gum brand that offered the world...
Call Of Doody Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
The definitive gaming franchise of the past decade helped usher in a new wave of ‘noob’ players to the addicting nature of massive multiplayer campaigns. But even the most ardent supporter of the series has to admit that there’s feeling of repetition in gameplay every time one is rolled out. Little do they know that there’s a new experience about...
I'm Inverted Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Do you still feel the need… the need for speed? It may be a movie from thirty years ago, but it is always a crowd pleaser if only to make fun of the 1980s fashion! The film about United States fighter pilots spawned some iconic quotes that are still recognized today. This witty Infant Toddler T Shirt is one such...
First Tattoo Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Your baby is just as awesome as you and if it wasn't illegal to tattoo your baby, you totally would! Unfortunately, you have to wait 18 years for your kid to start being as hardcore as you guys and that is one long wait. This cute Infant Toddler T Shirt can show people you and your baby has something to...
Happened In Vegas Infant Toddler T Shirt
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They say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas unless you take what happened in Vegas home with you, than it is not in Las Vegas anymore! This hilarious Vegas Infant Toddler T Shirt is perfect for your baby considering it truly is what happened in Vegas! Plus, in the addition of being conceived in Vegas it will be hilarious...
Totally Worth it Infant Toddler T Shirt
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9 months is a long wait and it feels even longer when you are carrying a 7 pound baby in your womb! But of course, when your little baby is finally born, how can you say that the beautiful baby wasn't worth the wait! You can't that's how! All babies are the most innocent, adorable and lovely little things on...
Am I Original? Infant Toddler T Shirt
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OG. Authentic. Classic. Unique. Original? Yeah. This cool and simple Infant Toddler T Shirt is perfect for your little baby so it can show everyone that it's original and there are none like him! (We think all babies are pretty much the same but, we can make an exception.) Again, your baby is one of a kind and it deserves...
I'll Pee on You Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Babies put up with a lot of crap and not just literally. If you really think about it, people are super annoying when it comes to babies and never leave them alone! Grandparents smooching, getting held all the time and of course the cheek pinching! Everyone pinches your baby’s cheeks even total strangers and it is getting way out of...
Little Chunk Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Babies are fat; there are no ifs, ands or buts about it! Due to their lack of bone structure and extra skin, babies are little chunky, fat, squishy, cute, chunk monsters which is perfect! Our society teaches us that being fat is bad and is ugly but, babies are lucky and don't have to deal with all that negativity. Instead,...
Birth To A Legend Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Confidence is important. Having confidence makes you powerful and not prone to embarrassment easily. All children should learn how to be confident from a young age so that they can continue that confidence as they grow older when it really matters. This funny legend Infant Toddler T Shirt is perfect for showing everyone that your kid truly is a legend...
What I Want Infant Toddler T Shirt
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If babies could form complex thoughts and ideas, this is probably the motto they would come up for themselves—they’re modus operandi, if you will. Let’s face it, being a baby is a pretty self-centered existence. Your goal is to survive and eventually thrive. You’re at the mercy of your caretakers, but that doesn’t mean you can’t manipulate the hell out...
Crib Potato Infant Toddler T Shirt
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You should be proud of the sedentary lifestyle you covet and pass down the tenets to your young. Tell them how it’s all about finding the optimal spot to enjoy your time in complete comfort. Explain why you should always be prepared with readily available sustenance to satisfy any hunger that may arise. And most importantly, divulge the best tactic...
Bubbles Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Don’t be fooled by their simple nature! Bubbles are one of the best early development tools for all children to enjoy. Set the smart phone aside and partake in some good ol’ clean fun… literally. Your child will soon find themselves entranced by their iridescent shine, sensing the magic in each soapy projectile. They are fun, fascinating, and free! What...
Eating Soap Infant Toddler T Shirt
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There are certain specific things that babies do. They eat, sleep, cry and play. That sequence of events can be done in a number of ways for a child; they will sleep anywhere, cry everywhere, play with everything and eat anything. This funny Toddler Infant T is perfect for those parents who have seen their child eating soap once or...
I'm Teething Infant Toddler T Shirt
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There is an uncontrollable urge to poke, prod and pinch a newborn. This is known as the three Ps of baby handling! The Aunt? Poke! The Grandma? Pinch and everyone else? Prod! Why are people so insistent on treating a baby like a little toy!? We get it, they are very cute and the desire to perform these three Ps...
Rock Shirt Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Your little rocker deserves to be rocking out everywhere he or she goes. If you need a rock shirt for your baby look no farther then this cute Infant Toddler T Shirt. Babies’ rock and you rocking parents can't wait to be head-banging with your child! Get your baby ready for all the little rock shirts he or she will...
Snuggle Is Real Infant Toddler T Shirt
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We all have some hard times and struggle with things in our lives. Even babies struggle with baby stuff like; sipping a broken bottle or the pacifier falls on the floor or maybe a full diaper. The struggle is real for everyone even babies…Oh wait! This Cute Infant Toddler T Shirt says that the SNUGGLE is real! That's adorable and...
Funny Toddler Shirts: Big Humor for Tiny Humans!
Ready to crack a joke with these Funny Toddler Shirts? Then step right up to the mic and let those jokes fly! If you want to let the world know that your child has a great sense of humor and he's not afraid to use it then grab one of these hilarious shirts. Your little stand-up comic is going to bust guts in no time. If you think that these are funny, check out our Offensive Toddler Tees. Or for something a little more wholesome - how about some nice Family Onesies!
