Milk Snuggle Nap Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Babies don't really do much… like at all! As this snuggle Infant Toddler T Shirt explains; they basically only drink milk, snuggle, nap and repeat that process. I kind of wish my adult life was that simple but, that is beside the point. Your baby may not do much but, that is what makes it so great; it is just...
See My Uncle Infant Toddler T Shirt
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One of the best things about babies is the fact that they can't dress themselves so you are in the position to dress them in whatever you want! As the babies uncle of course you are going to reserve all the cool stuff for when you are watching it! Take this uncle Infant Toddler T Shirt for example! The baby...
Loading Diaper Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Babies are only good for two things: looking cute and pooping. Babies poop all the time, they poop even when they barely eat anything and it's always horrible. Smelly, stinky, dirty gross diapers have been overflowing landfills since the 50s! This cute diaper Infant Toddler T Shirt is a perfect way to show people that eventually that loading bar will...
Breastmilk Latte Infant Toddler T Shirt
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We have all has those moments when standing in line at a café. The line is moving pretty steadily and then there is that one annoying person who orders one drink that is so special it takes 10 minutes for them to say and another 10 to make it! Who are these people kidding!? Just order a coffee! Anyway, this...
Little Man Infant Toddler T Shirt
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"Don't call me a baby, don't call me an infant, toddler, newborn or boy! I am a man a little man but, I am a man!" If your baby could talk this is most likely what he would say. This little man Infant Toddler T Shirt is perfect for your baby boy because it shows that your boy is a...
Call Mommy Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Moms always know what to do. The old adage, "mother knows best" is not just something people say for no reason! Taking care of a child is not easy especially for fathers who, though their intentions are great, fail at every aspect of infant care! This funny keep calm Infant Toddler T Shirt is great because the baby understands that...
Milk Junkie Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Addiction is a problem. It is a problem that many do not have the courage to address head on! Whether it's embarrassment, shame or simply because you enjoy the addiction there are many reasons why people stay a junkie. This funny milk junkie Infant Toddler T Shirt is perfect for your child is so obviously addicted. We don't blame them,...
She's So Cute Infant Toddler T Shirt
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You know what’s cuter than a baby? A Mother who thinks that she’s the one in control of her child. Let’s face it; we know who the real boss is when it comes to babies. When you baby cries and demands that afternoon snack, you have no choice but to answer that call. When that diaper needs to be changed,...
I'm Adorable Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Your baby is adorable and knows it with this adorable Infant Toddler T Shirt. Of course, babies aren’t really self-aware—they really have no idea what’s going on besides the urges for bodily functions, but we all like to pretend that they know more than they know. We also do the same with pets. There’s some sort of satisfaction in giving...
I Woke Up Like This Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Your child always looks like he just woke up, but that’s probably because he’s sleeping most of the time. Being an infant is really the only time that we can have perpetual bedhead and not be called out on it. Actually, there are a lot of things we can get away with as infants, such as puking on other people,...
Big Naps Infant Toddler T Shirt
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We love relegating old fads to this napping Infant Toddler T Shirt status. At this point they’re old hat, so why not put them on a design like this one? It’s where old fads go to die, you know. Your baby likes big naps and he cannot lie, but we often wonder what the difference is between a big nap...
Diaper Loading Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Babies don't do much. They laugh, they cry, they eat, they sleep and they poop. That is pretty much it. This cute Infant Toddler T Shirt is perfect for any baby considering they are loading the diaper basically all day. When the digestive system is buffering, there is multiple downloading going on for some fresh baby poop. This funny Infant...
I Had Boobs Infant Toddler T Shirt
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If you’re a baby, there nothing more important than getting your nutrition at the start of the day. Breast milk is the bacon-and-eggs of any baby’s diet, and chomping on those mammaries not only makes a growing boy or girl strong, but it makes the bond between child and mother even closer! Awww, isn’t that cute? It’s the miracle of...
Poops I Did It Again Infant Toddler T Shirt
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This should have been the original title of the song that this poop Infant Toddler T Shirt is ripping from. We think “pooping your pants” is a statement that sums up Brittney Spear’s career—or at least her career lately. Jeez, how could have anyone liked that music in the 90s? Were we all brainwashed or something? Now that we thinking...
Hug Life Infant Toddler T Shirt
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This thug life Infant Toddler T Shirt is a perfect example of what you get when you remove a single letter from a word. Just pluck that “T” out of “thug” and you’ve got “hug”. Isn’t that amazing! Now it’s baby friendly! We’ve included the same type of font that’s used in gang tattoos just to drive home that hug/thug...
Hangry Definition Infant Toddler T Shirt
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We decided to slap our own definition on this hungry Infant Toddler T Shirt. Keep in mind that the Hangry status applies not just to babies, but to all human beings. It’s just that babies are the most susceptible to Hangry status because they’re so young and need constant nutrition. We would say that a Hangry baby is more obvious...
Get Milk Infant Toddler T Shirt
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This is the motto for infants everywhere. Granted, the average infant doesn’t have to do too much or work too hard to get their coveted teat or bottle of milk. Usually it happens automatically, but when you’re hungry and no one is paying attention to you, it’s time to start crying incessantly until someone answers your call. Crying can be...
I'm A Girl Infant Toddler T Shirt
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This is a girl Infant Toddler T Shirt to have because people don’t know what gender your baby is. You could do what everyone else does, e.g. dress your child up in feminine clothes, but that’s for chumps. I mean, who wants to dress their child properly? This girl Infant Toddler T Shirt cuts through the ambiguity and slaps people...
Poop out Infant Toddler T Shirt
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We’ve created this clever Infant Toddler T Shirt that shows the basic workings of a new born. We’ve even included visual aids to make you aware of the most important orifices of your child, e.g. the mouth and the butt. Food goes in, poop comes out: that’s really just the essence of being human. With a normal person, daily activities...
Family Favorite Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Newborns are always the talk of the town, wherever you go. Complete strangers and mere acquaintances will always find the time to come and pinch the cheeks of your drooling tot. But the newborn is always the attention center in any family. Your siblings love him, the in-laws love him, and your parents certainly love him. Nothing brings a family...
Practically Perfect Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Your baby is practically perfect in every way….except for the puking, the incessant crying through all hours of the night, the drooling, tantrums, etc. Well, no one said that raising a child was going to be easy, but other than the normal things new parents have to deal with, that little tyke is still a perfect lump of genes. Let’s...
No Hair Don't Care Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Have no hair and don’t care with this cute Infant Toddler T Shirt. Just slap a pink bow on that dome and you’ll be good to go. Your child will look almost exactly like a video game, e.g a featureless, completely round object that puts virtually anything into its gaping maw, with its only identifying trait being a silly pink...
Lock Up Daughters Infant Toddler T Shirt
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People better lock up their daughters because you’re lovely baby boy is gonna be one hell of a lady-killer. He’ll be an Adonis with immaculate skin and killer hair. Let’s just hope that he doesn’t get too much of your genetics. After all, we wouldn’t want him to start going bald in his mid-twenties or inherent his mother’s spastic colon....
Daddy Has Guns Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Everyone knows this guy. Overprotective dads are seemingly everywhere maybe because they were young boys once themselves! Prior experience has made way for a man that wants to protect his child at all costs. No one will hurt Daddy’s Little Princess or there will be Hell to pay! Every boy that smiles at her on the playground better watch out....
Dad's Lucky Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Is it the emotion of love that holds their hearts captive? Is the trust that is fostered by the growing bonds of a meaningful relationship? Ask a man what makes their marriage successful and the answer may seem only skin deep. Yet the beauty they covet from the one that they have claimed is not some realization of a shallow...
Cutie Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Parenting is a thrilling adventure as you get to watch a part of yourself grow up right before your eyes. Yet before your little pride and joy begins their journey in the world, you are tasked to form a core part of their identity. It may pay homage to your family, faith or culture, but a child’s name becomes a...
Smelly Like Daddy Infant Toddler T Shirt
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All babies are irresistibly adorable. As they age, the magnetic attraction that these diaper-clad beauties once wielded will slowly fade away. That undeniable compelling quality that is specifically “baby” will be gone. Some aspects will always remain. Those pretty faces will age but still hold all the grace and beauty bestowed to them by their maternal genes. Yet once that...
Crawl So Hard Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Life can be compared to basketball. You have the opportunity to shoot for the stars or pass on your dreams. You can dribble in the same spot, never advancing in your pursuit. Or worst of all, you can just sit on the bench and watch days pass you by. Retake authority over your station in the game of life. Like...
Pretty Eyes Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Can you think of anything cuter? Their small little eyes that shimmer in wonder and awe of the world around them. Their button noses that sit atop puckered lips and chubby cheeks that are so captivating you can’t help but kiss or pinch them. Their arms and legs that are short but never skinny, tapering down to pudgy fingers and...
Chubby Thighs Infant Toddler T Shirt
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As we age, body image becomes much more significant to our daily life. Society continuously perpetuates unrealistic stereotypes of the ideal form as the standard to strive for. This results in a bunch of depressed anxiety-driven dieters who get caught up in the endeavor of becoming the impossible. There is no such thing as the perfect body… except when it...
Funny Toddler Shirts: Big Humor for Tiny Humans!
Ready to crack a joke with these Funny Toddler Shirts? Then step right up to the mic and let those jokes fly! If you want to let the world know that your child has a great sense of humor and he's not afraid to use it then grab one of these hilarious shirts. Your little stand-up comic is going to bust guts in no time. If you think that these are funny, check out our Offensive Toddler Tees. Or for something a little more wholesome - how about some nice Family Onesies!
