Tit Faced Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Babies can't get shit faced because they don't drink alcohol! But the do drink a lot of milk, so much milk that they get to the point of being milk-drunk and not just milk-drunk they get completely tit faced! Nothing like seeing a baby drink so hard that they start spitting up, passing out and being completely tit faced and...
Best Oops Ever Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Sometimes things just happen; you don't plan for them, you don't expect them, perhaps you don't even want them to happen but, it doesn't matter because it happens anyway. Your baby is one of those. Not in a bad way, like it says it's the "best oops ever!" It is an oops nonetheless though and it can't be helped. That...
Oh Poop Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Oh poop! Those are some strong words- very strong words! Your baby can't really express itself in any other way and this poop Infant Toddler T Shirt is a hilarious way for you to let your baby curse in its own way! Sometimes something happens and you just need to say "oh poop!" We don't blame you, nor are we...
Little Peanut Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
I suppose babies look like peanuts a little bit. I mean they are both weird looking sure -oh, you mean it looks like a peanut when it isn't born yet, that makes more sense… Anyway, I suppose if something looks like something you begin to call it that. I have heard many parents would call their baby peanut when it...
Kisses 25 Cents Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
College in America is simply not affordable unless you’re the child of a millionaire. Let's face it, mostly everyone who goes to college has to accept that they will be in debt for most of their lives and that's what makes this college Infant Toddler T Shirt so smart! It basically allows your baby to capitalize on the fact that...
Italian Stallion Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
This kid is an Italian stallion. Don't know what that means? Check urban dictionary! Simply put an Italian Stallion is a good looking guy from Italian decent. He is tough, handsome, clever, hungry and most importantly Italian! This funny Italian Infant Toddler T Shirt is perfect for any Italian families looking to show off the best looking member of the...
Harvard Law Infant Toddler T Shirt
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And now a prestigious college Infant Toddler T Shirt for your future Harvard-attending child. Just kidding! First of all, you’re not going to pay tuition unless your kid gets some sort of dynamite scholarship. And even then you wouldn’t want your kid to attend Harvard lest they become a Yuppy. Do you really want that? If you are already Yuppies,...
I Drink Alone Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Does that milk happen to have a little bourbon in it? Whatever you give your child to suck off of, you can be rest assured that your little tot is a brooding rebel in the making and that’s why we’ve made this drinking Infant Toddler T Shirt. He/she drinks alone, with nobody else. You’re training them for all those years...
Ship Don't Stink Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
This nautical Infant Toddler T Shirt is just full of puns and we love it. It’s a clever, baby friendly way of using a certain phrase that would otherwise be inappropriate in public. However, while you’re baby’s “ship” may not stink, we would argue that something else does. Let’s just step outside the realm of wordplay and phrases for one...
Daddy's New Homie Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Don't think of babies as being a means to not hangout with your friends, pals or homies, think of it as having one more friend, one more pal or one more homie. This cute Infant Toddler T Shirt is perfect for your baby to show everyone that it is your newest homie in the crew. Possibly your best homie too!...
Born To Wear Diamond Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Slap some bling on your child and also make her wear this diamonds Infant Toddler T Shirt just to rub it in the faces of all those classless peasants. However, something tells us that if your child were actually adorned in diamonds, she wouldn’t be wearing this design. Oh well, there’s always zircon or better yet: costume jewelry. People won’t...
Mommy's Date Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
You’re Mommy’s coffee date because you’re a really good listener. In fact, you really don’t say anything at all, aside from the occasional gibberish. You make no attempts to even pretend that you’re listening because you have no idea what’s going on and can’t understand the strange noises coming out of Mommy’s face. It’s always so obvious when Daddy is...
Gun Show Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Welcome to the Gun Show. The best part about it? Admission is free. Touching them isn’t though. We haven’t figured out a pricing model for it yet, so maybe we’ll just keep it to a bartering system for now. We’re sure we can work something out. But if you have guns that are in dire need of observation, then we’ve...
Adorable Looks Like Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Who has two thumbs and is super adorable… this baby! That is exactly what your baby would say if it could talk, articulate its thumbs and hands, show emotion, confidence and be completely cocky, but we don't want to give your baby too much credit! Anyway, this funny adorable Infant Toddler T Shirt is perfect for your little adorable baby...
Love You A Latte Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Food and drink puns are always fun! We love them, you love them and your baby will love them (if it could understand them). This adorable coffee Infant Toddler T Shirt is perfect for all babies and all coffee lovers! If you love going to cafes with your baby then this coffee Infant Toddler T Shirt is perfect for your...
First Tattoo Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Your baby is just as awesome as you and if it wasn't illegal to tattoo your baby, you totally would! Unfortunately, you have to wait 18 years for your kid to start being as hardcore as you guys and that is one long wait. This cute Infant Toddler T Shirt can show people you and your baby has something to...
Alarm Clock Infant Toddler T Shirt
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After having a baby, do you even need an alarm clock anymore? The baby is going to wake you up every other hour anyway. This funny Infant Toddler T Shirt is perfect for your baby and you can show everyone just what your baby is good for! Newborn babies basically are just glorified alarm clocks! This cute Infant Toddler T...
Intake Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
A baby’s mouth is good for one thing: intake. Babies eat and poop that's really all they can do besides laugh and cry. A baby’s intake valve is its mouth and the mother's breast is the pump to fill it up. Then later you can see why the baby's butt is the exhaust! Babies aren't usually compered to vehicles but,...
Cool for Drool Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
People say babies drool and to be honest we've seen babies drooling and that is why your baby deserves this cool Infant Toddler T Shirt because it is way to cool for drool! Drooling is for the weak and nerdy babies who can't control their salivation because they aren't awesome enough! This cool Infant Toddler T Shirt is perfect for...
Tiny & Treasured Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Couple facts about your baby: it is tiny and treasured! This has been a couple facts about your baby! If you want to know more facts than look at your child and come up with some more, I don't know you! Anyway, this cute treasured Infant Toddler T Shirt is perfect for parents who want to show everyone just how...
The Boss Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Looky here my friends! You guys may be the parents but, believe me; you are nowhere near the boss! Who changes who? Who feeds who? Who does what it wants? Who demands everything? Your baby is and will forever be the boss! Well, until it's like 2 than you can start laying down the lawn and make sure they know...
Daddy is Taken Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
The best kind of pick-up line is the one that is never said! Everyone knows that a baby attracts more women than all the money and diamonds in the world! That would have been great when you were actually single but, these days you are definitely taken. Dress your baby in this cute daddy Infant Toddler T Shirt and show...
Surprise! Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Remember that night on vacation in Cancun? Well, surprise! This is what happened because of it! Some surprises are fun like a surprise birthday party and some are interesting with mixed feelings like; surprise, you won a $50 gift card but you need to spend $200 to use it! Same with this funny surprise Infant Toddler T Shirt; a baby...
Shower With Love Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Either you are talking to your baby or giving your baby the means to talk to you, this adorable love Infant Toddler T Shirt is the perfect way to dress your child. Love is the most amazing emotion and feeling in the world and there is no greater feeling of love than that with a child. All parents shower their...
Running Out of Womb Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Who doesn't love cute baby related puns? This funny Infant Toddler T Shirt is a hilarious way for parents to dress their babies in funny things that give others the unique perspective of the baby itself! Saying the baby was running out of womb is a great funny quote and pun that all mothers will get a good laugh at....
Okayest Baby Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
I don't know about you guys but, the whole "world's greatest baby," "World's greatest mom" or "World's greatest dad" crap came from but we are sick of it! Especially the "world's greatest baby" slogans! How can a baby be the greatest they all do the same thing. Literally they all eat, sleep, poop, cry and that's it. This indifferent Infant...
Newbie Boobie Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
This is funny and true! Newbies are simply put: novices! It means they're new to things and you can't blame them for being bad at it but, being persistent to get better! When it comes to the boobie, we can't really blame the babies for wanting to get better at it... moving on! A baby has to feed and a...
Milk Monster Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Babies don't ask for much; they just want to eat and eating requires milk! Babies may cry and whine for feeding but, that's only because they have no other way to express that want. Show everyone who your little milk monster is with this milk Infant Toddler T Shirt. At least no one can be stupid and sexist if you're...
Mermaid Kisses Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Why not allow your child to believe in mythical creatures? Mermaids give some of the best kisses in the world and that is a fact! Not to mention most starfish wishes actually come true! Your baby may not be a princess but, living in the sea is just a starfish wish a way. Show everyone that you love your little...
I Want It Now Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Each of us has different desires throughout various stages of our lives. Some of us may want money, while others desire love or relationship. When you’re a baby, all you want is your bottle. It’s a desire that’s simple and effective: hunger is a basic human need. Not only do you want that bottle, but you want it now. You’ll...
Funny Toddler Shirts: Big Humor for Tiny Humans!
Ready to crack a joke with these Funny Toddler Shirts? Then step right up to the mic and let those jokes fly! If you want to let the world know that your child has a great sense of humor and he's not afraid to use it then grab one of these hilarious shirts. Your little stand-up comic is going to bust guts in no time. If you think that these are funny, check out our Offensive Toddler Tees. Or for something a little more wholesome - how about some nice Family Onesies!
