I Was A Surprise Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Not every child is planned—that’s just a fact of life. We don’t like to refer to unplanned childbirths as “accidents” because it just sounds too negative. It’s a word you associate with calamity or misfortune. That little bundle of joy is no misfortune; he/she is a surprise, and a pleasant one at that. Yes, having a child you’re not ready...
Thighs Though Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Babies are like miniature, deformed versions of ourselves with heads too big for their bodies and flabby appendages. You just wanna grab their flabby arms and legs and just play around with them. It’s so irresistible! Those thighs though, they’re the best. You thought you’re wife had amazing thighs but wait until you play around with these bad boys. They’re...
I'm New Here Infant Toddler T Shirt
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This funny Infant Toddler T Shirt is like you’re attending some sort of 12 step program or it’s your first day at a humiliating, meager-paying job. Life is kind of like those things but a gigantic version of them. It’s a place where you bust your ass and come up with just lint and pocket change. Where you’re maddening lack...
Half Pint Infant Toddler T Shirt
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You’re just a little half-pint because you’re so small. Of course, Daddy has to refer to everything in beer terms because he’s just a regular guy who likes to drink beer. Now that we think about it, we think he might “enjoy” beer a bit too much. You’re a half-pint, Mommy is a voluptuous round pitcher of beer, and he’s...
Expecting Me Infant Toddler T Shirt
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You were expecting your baby, right? Right? If you weren’t, that’s fine because wonderful accidents happen. Except the rest of your adult life is now going to be in the service of this “wonderful accident”. There’s always contraception, but you just didn’t want to listen. In any case, for the parents who did plan this one and were expecting a...
Hug Life Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Depression is a prevalent issue in our society. It affects over more than 350 million people globally! This leads many to seek forms of treatment through medicine or therapy. Is there any way that we can end this melancholy trend? We believe that there’s a way of life that caters toward the positivity that life brings. This cute thug life...
Car Rides Infant Toddler T Shirt
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The interior doesn’t change and mommy or daddy are nearby, promoting the ultimate feeling of comfort. The rumbling vibration below emits a monotonous sound that causes a sense of tranquility to fall over the cabin. There’s nothing new to see and do. Everything is just too familiar and all senses are dulled into a total state of relaxation. Before long,...
Nailed It Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Life doesn’t always live up to the hype. You can’t put an Instagram filter on all of the moments in your life to create brilliance. Trying to recreate something that has gone before does not always end in success. Many times, it becomes a truly epic fail, miles away from the perfection that inspired the task! Things don’t always go...
Awe in Awesome Infant Toddler T Shirt
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The word is so overused today. It is thrown around to describe even mundane things that are significantly below its core value. To inspire awe is when we recognize that we are in the presence of something greater than ourselves. That coffee you posted online… not deserving of the title. The killer outfit you got on sale at the mall…...
I Just Got Here Infant Toddler T Shirt
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The best things in life are worth waiting for! The longer you have to wait for something, the more you will appreciate it when it arrives! Some people may have to wait forever for something to come upon them that gives them a sense of completeness. You only had to wait nine months! With this awesome Infant Toddler T Shirt,...
Gaming Buddy Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Brisco Brands gives you the opportunity to say what you want in style. This Infant Toddler T Shirt lets you make a statement, show your opinion on a hot button topic, and more! With this Infant Toddler T Shirt, be sure to show how you're really feeling - right on your sleeve! Don't be afraid to say anything with this...
I Know I'm Adorable Infant Toddler T Shirt
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If there is one thing all babies can be sure of it's that they are adorable. All babies are cute regardless of how ugly the parents are! With those chubby cheeks, tiny body, little nose and the smallest hands and feet ever there is no way to look at a baby and not burst into a loud - awhhhh. This...
Broken Wagon Infant Toddler T Shirt
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There is nothing like a big red wagon. Getting pulled around in one of those bad boys is every child’s dream. Those wagons are like a baby's Cadillac and that's why it sucks so much when it breaks. This funny Toddler Infant T is perfect because every parent remembers those awesome wagons. It is also great because at least the...
Baby Toilet Paper Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Babies don't know right from wrong no matter how much you yell at them or scold them. Babies think everything is a toy and everything is an adventure. When a child gets into the toilet paper it becomes like Christmas for that child. This funny Toddler Infant T is perfect for any parent who wants to show how funny and...
Cold Air Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Babies are naturally cold. They have no body temperature keeping them warm, no fat on their tiny little bodies to keep them insulated and no way to keep themselves warm from the cold. This funny Toddler Infant T is perfect for your child that you want to dress up in something funny that other parents will be able to relate...
Beach Umbrella Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Fun in the sun time. It is a baby though so you don't want it to have too much sun otherwise it won't be good for the child. It is fun to see the baby playing in the sand but, sometimes our over protective nature can get in the way of that. This funny Toddler Infant T is a perfect...
Downhill Stroller Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Where’s your baby? He was here a second ago? As you look off into the distance you see a scene like from a cartoon and the baby stroller is rolling down the hill at top speed. You go off chasing after it while your friend laughs. The stroller is dodging obstacles better than you and everything seems to be perfectly...
Stork Infant Toddler T Shirt
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The stork baby delivery service has been long out of business but, it's always fun to remember the good old days when you would wait outside for the stork to deliver your baby. This funny Toddler Infant T is perfect for your baby especially for when the curious toddlers and kids come round and want to know where babies come...
Spilt Milk Infant Toddler T Shirt
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It's like the old adage says, you must not cry over spilt milk. It should say, you must not cry over spilt milk unless you really like milk because it's good. Children love milk. It's yummy, fatty and it reminds them of mother's milk or formula. When a child is hooked you should damn well expect some crying when it...
Winter Jacket Infant Toddler T Shirt
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The winter season is always a struggle for kids. Whether you have a baby, toddler or child, winter weather is going to be a struggle for them. Not because it's cold though but, because of you the parents. We dress our children like turtles in the winter so no cold air even touched a part of them. This funny Infant...
Small Shirt Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Just because babies are babies, that doesn't mean they are going to fit in tiny baby clothes. Not all babies are the same size and those tiny little baby shirts are going to be a tight squeeze sometimes. This funny Infant Toddler T Shirt is perfect for showing to other parents what we put our children through when trying to...
Ripped Teddy Bear Infant Toddler T Shirt
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This is a situation parents know all too well. All children have their favorite toys and when those toys are ripped, broken or wrecked the babies don't care they just want to play with them anyway. This funny Infant Toddler T Shirt is perfect for all parents who have those destroyed toys that they cannot get rid of because their...
Rectal Thermometer Infant Toddler T Shirt
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These are horrible inventions. No one wants to have that strange stick up their butt. How do you think your child feels that it was forced to have their rears violated just to check its temperature that ended up being normal anyway? This funny Infant Toddler T Shirt can show everyone that they feel pretty poorly about it. When parents...
Baby Powder Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Babies love to get their hands on things. Everything they do is an adventure and everything they get their hands on is a toy. Whether they are playing with baby powder or paint or crayons. There will be a mess. This funny Infant Toddler T Shirt is perfect for your child because it is completely relatable and all parents can...
Poop in Bath Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Bath time! Some babies love baths and some don’t whether your child is screaming about it or cheering about it, this funny Infant Toddler T Shirt is perfect to dress them in afterwards. It doesn't matter if children like or dislike the bath; they are probably going to poop in the water. That is just something that happens because babies...
Baby Accident Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Should have got the name brand diapers. Now the baby has leaked through its diaper and you are left to clean the mess. We have all gone through this before; our babies pee and they pee a lot. Peeing is basically one of the only things that babies do all day so buying the proper diapers is important. This funny...
Out of Cookies Infant Toddler T Shirt
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There is always that sad realization when you reach into a box of cookies and come up empty handed. For your child to be out of their favorite snack is a bummer for everyone involved. It just so happens that their favorite cookies are pretty good to and it may be your fault they're gone. Either way this funny Infant...
Potty Train Infant Toddler T Shirt
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No one said potty training was going to be easy and who actually wants to stop wearing diapers? The toilet bowl is too big for toddlers and the little potty training toilet is not something that children want to use. This funny Infant Toddler T Shirt is perfect for your "in-training" child who refuses to use the potty training toilet....
Out of Milk Infant Toddler T Shirt
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What do we do when the milk is gone? We cry and wine because we are babies and milk is delicious. Oh wait we are not babies so maybe we shouldn't do that. Regardless, babies hate when the milk is gone and parents hate it just as much. This funny Infant Toddler T Shirt is perfect for any parents who...
Chicken Pox Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Oh man chicken poz are the worst! Its bad for kids and toddlers so it must be even worse for babies. I remember when I had chicken pox I was a little older than a toddler but, it was still horrible. This funny Infant Toddler T Shirt is perfect for any parents who wants to dress their child ins omething...
Funny Toddler Shirts: Big Humor for Tiny Humans!
Ready to crack a joke with these Funny Toddler Shirts? Then step right up to the mic and let those jokes fly! If you want to let the world know that your child has a great sense of humor and he's not afraid to use it then grab one of these hilarious shirts. Your little stand-up comic is going to bust guts in no time. If you think that these are funny, check out our Offensive Toddler Tees. Or for something a little more wholesome - how about some nice Family Onesies!
