I'm Not Crying Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
You have to remember something about babies. Even though you get angry, frustrated and annoyed at all the crying your baby is doing, it is doing it because it can't talk! Think about it this way, if you were super hungry and you couldn't speak and everyone was yelling at you while you tried to get their attention wouldn't you...
Not Allowed to Date Infant Toddler T Shirt
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As parents we are forced to be overprotective! We can't help it, it just happens but, it is necessary. This dating Infant Toddler T Shirt is perfect for all those protective parents who will not allow their baby girl to be swept up by some weirdo on a date…ever! It's hilarious that the emphasis is on the ever meaning your...
Not Short Elf Size Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
What are you looking at? I'm not short - I'm elf-sized. Duh. Haven't you ever seen a little helper before? You know, Santa's right hand elf? We make the toys and make sure Christmas is a hit every single year! You've gotta be kidding me! Look at these pointy ears. Look at these green boots and hat. This jolly disposition!...
Chubby Back Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Hunger pains… everyone has felt them! For babies… those poor little souls are born starving! Their digestive tracts have never had the benefit of being nourished. That quickly changes upon birth. Milk truly does a body good and in no time these little tykes are true human teddy bears. They are so soft… so cuddly… so chubby! So, sorry Justin...
I'm Adorable Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Your baby is adorable and knows it with this adorable Infant Toddler T Shirt. Of course, babies aren’t really self-aware—they really have no idea what’s going on besides the urges for bodily functions, but we all like to pretend that they know more than they know. We also do the same with pets. There’s some sort of satisfaction in giving...
I'd Flex Infant Toddler T Shirt
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A jacked workout Infant Toddler T Shirt for your jacked baby. In any case, you want to share in the tradition of your family’s godliness and strength, so pin this little sucker on your lump of genes. He’s just a ball of flab and atrophied muscle, but pretty soon, he’ll be ripping phone books in half and rolling up frying...
Won The Race Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Before we can really accomplish anything in our lives, we first have to win the greatest race of all. It happens before you’re even conscious and some would say that it’s a miracle. You see, a bunch of tadpole looking things compete with other tadpole things to race down a fleshy corridor to see which one can get inside of...
I Woke Up Like This Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Your child always looks like he just woke up, but that’s probably because he’s sleeping most of the time. Being an infant is really the only time that we can have perpetual bedhead and not be called out on it. Actually, there are a lot of things we can get away with as infants, such as puking on other people,...
I Was A Surprise Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Not every child is planned—that’s just a fact of life. We don’t like to refer to unplanned childbirths as “accidents” because it just sounds too negative. It’s a word you associate with calamity or misfortune. That little bundle of joy is no misfortune; he/she is a surprise, and a pleasant one at that. Yes, having a child you’re not ready...
I Want It Now Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Each of us has different desires throughout various stages of our lives. Some of us may want money, while others desire love or relationship. When you’re a baby, all you want is your bottle. It’s a desire that’s simple and effective: hunger is a basic human need. Not only do you want that bottle, but you want it now. You’ll...
With My Parents Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
People act like living with your parents is a bad thing! I get to have free dinners, hangout with them, I don't have to worry about being alone in the dark, and… Oh wait this is a baby design… just forget what I said I was channeling my inner baby to get you to buy this parents Infant Toddler T...
Love My Grandma Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Every baby loves their Grandma whether they know it or not yet. Why not do your child a favor and slap this Grandma Infant Toddler T Shirt on your child? When they get older, they’ll realize the importance of Grandma. After Mom says no, Grandma will be the first person they go to. We have no idea why, but it...
I Know I'm Adorable Infant Toddler T Shirt
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If there is one thing all babies can be sure of it's that they are adorable. All babies are cute regardless of how ugly the parents are! With those chubby cheeks, tiny body, little nose and the smallest hands and feet ever there is no way to look at a baby and not burst into a loud - awhhhh. This...
9 Months in Batcave Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Superheroes aren’t born every day. Some do not come along their otherworldly powers until later in life. This will not be a problem for your child. This funny superhero Infant Toddler T Shirt says it all: “I Just Spent 9 Months in the cave!” Your child was born preparing for greatness in their own version of a secret headquarters. Their...
I Just Pooped Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Suspense is fun but, can be pretty disappointing! Take this I just pooped Infant Toddler T Shirt: it builds up suspense by saying 1 thing 2 say 3 words 4 you, the most obvious being "I love you" but, this changes it up and instead of I love you get, I just pooped! Which in hindsight is hilarious especially since...
I Just Got Here Infant Toddler T Shirt
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The best things in life are worth waiting for! The longer you have to wait for something, the more you will appreciate it when it arrives! Some people may have to wait forever for something to come upon them that gives them a sense of completeness. You only had to wait nine months! With this awesome Infant Toddler T Shirt,...
I Heart Daddy Infant Toddler T Shirt
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As children age, they begin to form their own unique identity. For so long, they have been associated with their mother, the one who carried and birthed them into the world. Soon, they discover that they are a separate person, not just a part of mom. This opens their eyes to the other factor of their DNA. He’s new and...
I Had Boobs Infant Toddler T Shirt
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If you’re a baby, there nothing more important than getting your nutrition at the start of the day. Breast milk is the bacon-and-eggs of any baby’s diet, and chomping on those mammaries not only makes a growing boy or girl strong, but it makes the bond between child and mother even closer! Awww, isn’t that cute? It’s the miracle of...
Awesomeness Auntie Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Not all of a child’s best traits are passed down from their parents. Sure, mom and dad may be responsible for their pretty face! But looks don’t make a child radiate the inherent quality that can produce admiration as well as fear! This attitude has been known to skip generations and thus was assuredly passed down by another member of...
Until I Pass Out Infant Toddler T Shirt
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The first step to solving any problem is acknowledging there is one! With this drinking Infant Toddler T Shirt your baby can finally say that it has a drinking problem. It is nothing to be ashamed of, addiction is tough to break away from but, you and your baby can do it together if you try hard enough! Stop the...
Drank Santas Milk Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Oh, you've done it now. The entire glass? Jeez. I don't know what to tell you - Old Saint Nick's gonna be furious! How else is he going to recharge after his around-the-world adventure to bring gifts and joy to the children. You've really done it now. You're definitely getting coal in your stocking. Here, you get this Infant Toddler...
Hug Life Infant Toddler T Shirt
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This thug life Infant Toddler T Shirt is a perfect example of what you get when you remove a single letter from a word. Just pluck that “T” out of “thug” and you’ve got “hug”. Isn’t that amazing! Now it’s baby friendly! We’ve included the same type of font that’s used in gang tattoos just to drive home that hug/thug...
Ho Ho Ho Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
The strongest element of them all. The most reactive indeed. HoHoHo-ium is a powerful creation of peer Christmas joy. Alchemists have long sought after its gleeful potential and its lovely joy. Its gift giving abilities and its snowy disposition are perfect for those who are seeking some holiday time off. HoHoHo-ium is the combination of three Ho's in exhorted exhilaration....
Heroes Never Sleep Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
We all have to get some rest sometime right? We get up early for work, we need to sleep when we get home and then we need to do it again! Some of us have school and classes to get to and kids to take care of and there is never ending list of things to do but, sleep is...
Hero Wears Badge Infant Toddler T Shirt
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The real life superheroes of America do not wear brightly colored suit with capes. They wear metal badges and Kevlar. They put their lives on the line without any superpowers like super strength and the ability to fly and can only wish to be invulnerable to bullets. With this Infant Toddler T Shirt, children can show support to the true...
I'm New Here Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
This funny Infant Toddler T Shirt is like you’re attending some sort of 12 step program or it’s your first day at a humiliating, meager-paying job. Life is kind of like those things but a gigantic version of them. It’s a place where you bust your ass and come up with just lint and pocket change. Where you’re maddening lack...
Heaven Sent Infant Toddler T Shirt
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All babies are children of God. We are all God's Children. Forget the stork your baby was sent directly from Heaven as if it was a little angel. This cute Infant Toddler T Shirt is perfect for all religious parents who want to dress their children in things that are more meaningful and spiritual than the boring and unoriginal baby...
Head Elf Training Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Watch out world. This head elf is about to take over Santa's toy factory. You've been training your entire life to wear this Infant Toddler T Shirt and now you're off to the races. Lift those toys and make sure you boost toy production efficiency. Proof those Gantt Charts and make sure that these gifts get out for Christmas. Whether...
He Answered Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
"I prayed for this child, and the LORD has granted me what I asked of him. So now I give him to the LORD. For his whole life he will be given over to the LORD. And he worshiped the LORD there" -1 Samuel 1:27-28. This cute Infant Toddler T Shirt shows that as you have devoted your life to...
Hangry Definition Infant Toddler T Shirt
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We decided to slap our own definition on this hungry Infant Toddler T Shirt. Keep in mind that the Hangry status applies not just to babies, but to all human beings. It’s just that babies are the most susceptible to Hangry status because they’re so young and need constant nutrition. We would say that a Hangry baby is more obvious...
Cute Toddler Shirts for those Crawling with Charm and Walking with Wonder!
From Pop Culture to Funny One-Liners and everything in between. This is your one stop shop for any and every Toddler Tee needs. Made with love and care, each design has a special place in our hearts and we hope that they can eventually find a special place in yours too.
