Handle With Prayer Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Everyone already knows that you don't rough house with a baby. You don't throw them around or be tough with them. Babies are universally handled with care. This cute Infant Toddler T Shirt is perfect for any God loving parents who want to dress their babies and toddlers in something with more divinity and spirituality to get your child started...
Halloween Costume Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Halloween is always really fun. There is candy everywhere people running around in cool halloween costumes and there are cool pumpkin carvings and jack-o-lanters everywhere. Halloween is always fun and spooky and what's more fun then dressing up your baby in someting super cute. This funny Infant Toddler T Shirt is perfect for your child in becuase it cvan show...
Half Pint Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
You’re just a little half-pint because you’re so small. Of course, Daddy has to refer to everything in beer terms because he’s just a regular guy who likes to drink beer. Now that we think about it, we think he might “enjoy” beer a bit too much. You’re a half-pint, Mommy is a voluptuous round pitcher of beer, and he’s...
Gun Show Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Welcome to the Gun Show. The best part about it? Admission is free. Touching them isn’t though. We haven’t figured out a pricing model for it yet, so maybe we’ll just keep it to a bartering system for now. We’re sure we can work something out. But if you have guns that are in dire need of observation, then we’ve...
Gross Park Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Every parent has been in this situation before and if you haven't, you will soon enough. We want to bring our kids somewhere they can have fun. A park is perfect with slides, jungle gyms and swings. Except sometimes you get to that one park that is just dingy and gross. The jungle gym has slime on it, the slide...
Grandma Was Here Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
You can always tell when grandma has been around because the air has a faint smell of “old people”. Also, your child’s head is moist from kisses and covered with lipstick smudges in an obscenely gaudy color. Grandma loves your child more than you do in some ways, because your son/daughter is the child of their child. It’s something that’s...
Grandma Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
You can look up the definition of “Grandmother”, but we don’t think they got it right. We’ve come up with our own definition of Grandma that we believe is more accurate. Grandma is the first person you talk to after Mommy says “no”. Your mom might not spoil you, be rest assured you’re Grandma will. You might as well enjoy...
Got Your Six Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
With this cool Infant Toddler T Shirt, you’re cute little tyke will always have your back. Every hero needs a sidekick, and what better backup than your son or daughter? Sure, they may not be imposing or physically able of protecting you, but they’ll stop anyone in their tracks from the sheer power of cuteness! No bogey can resist the...
God's Masterpiece Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
God gives us the gift of life and creates all babies in His image! However, with your baby, He made a masterpiece! Your little baby is like an angel straight from heaven. Praise Jesus and God almighty and pray to the heavens for everlasting peace and love with your child! Get this Christian Infant Toddler T Shirt for your baby...
Girl Logo Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Baby girls have it pretty hard. They are forced to crawl around on the dirty floor and only wear a diaper bottom leaving their chest exposed to all the baby boys. Then they are forced to wear weird shoes and crazy outfits that parents think are cute. This funny Infant Toddler T Shirt is a better alternative because they can...
Get Milk Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
This is the motto for infants everywhere. Granted, the average infant doesn’t have to do too much or work too hard to get their coveted teat or bottle of milk. Usually it happens automatically, but when you’re hungry and no one is paying attention to you, it’s time to start crying incessantly until someone answers your call. Crying can be...
Gangsta Napper Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Is your baby OG? Damn right he is and what better way to show it off than with this gangster Infant Toddler T Shirt? Your baby has to represent the nap gang and its hardcore, dangerous napping tactics! Your baby is a gangsta napper and he takes his napping very seriously! Your little gangsta napper is the talk of the...
Game Changer Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Game changing events happen rarely in life. It is not every day that something completely inspirational and extraordinary happens in life and that is why all parents should get this cute Infant Toddler T Shirt for their babies and toddlers. Show the world (or the other parents at the park) that your baby is a true game changer, a true...
I'm A Girl Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
This is a girl Infant Toddler T Shirt to have because people don’t know what gender your baby is. You could do what everyone else does, e.g. dress your child up in feminine clothes, but that’s for chumps. I mean, who wants to dress their child properly? This girl Infant Toddler T Shirt cuts through the ambiguity and slaps people...
Chillin Out Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Nostalgic millennials who miss all things 90s: rejoice! You don’t have to be born and raised in West Philadelphia to want your child to sport a fresh sense of style. This funny Infant Toddler T Shirt is for all those kids who spend most of their days on the playground “chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool” like the royalty that...
Poop out Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
We’ve created this clever Infant Toddler T Shirt that shows the basic workings of a new born. We’ve even included visual aids to make you aware of the most important orifices of your child, e.g. the mouth and the butt. Food goes in, poop comes out: that’s really just the essence of being human. With a normal person, daily activities...
Fish All The Time Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Fishing is not a hobby, it's a lifestyle. We are fishermen and we must feed the monkey (or fish) when it comes to fishing! We spend our days and nights at the lake, river, and ocean or anywhere we can possibly cast into a body of water that may have fish in it! Sometimes though, you have to stop fishing...
Tell Me I'm Pretty Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
You aren't the only self-conscious people. All women want to be fed and told they are pretty but, what about babies? Of course they want to be fed they are a baby! They are going to be feasting day and night. Babies don't know about being insecure and that is what makes this cute Infant Toddler T Shirt so funny!...
Farm All The Time Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Farming is not a job, farming is not a hobby or a pastime, though I suppose it can be those things but, not for you! For you, farming is a lifestyle. As a farmer, you work from morning until night, only stopping to eat, only stopping to sleep. Livestock won't tent themselves and neither will crop harvest themselves. You are...
Expecting Me Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
You were expecting your baby, right? Right? If you weren’t, that’s fine because wonderful accidents happen. Except the rest of your adult life is now going to be in the service of this “wonderful accident”. There’s always contraception, but you just didn’t want to listen. In any case, for the parents who did plan this one and were expecting a...
Elf Size Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
You're elf size. Not fun size, not small. Elf size. And they better get it right. This Infant Toddler T Shirt is perfect for the holiday folk who just want to let out their elfish tendencies. Show off your diminutive features and prance around like the true elf you are. Eat some maple syrup spaghetti and make some toys because...
Elf Hair Don't Care Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Elf hair don't care. Maybe you woke up on the wrong side of the fir. Or maybe you left the sleigh windows open before you curls had a chance to dry. Maybe the humidity for once went up in the North Pole and it's taking you ages to start to manage it. Whatever it is, this Infant Toddler T Shirt...
Eating Sand Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Oh no don’t eat that! That is pretty disgusting and soon the baby is going to start crying because it just put dirt in its mouth. Then you are going to start crying because it's so stressful and everyone is going to cry. This funny Infant Toddler T Shirt is perfect for your child because every baby has eaten dirt...
Eat Sleep Play Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Don't you wish you had the life of a baby again? The simple, unadulterated, innocent and easy life? Of course you do, everybody does! This eat, sleep, play Infant Toddler T Shirt is the perfect little thing to dress your child in! Your baby has it all; loving parents, food, play time, bed and everything else a little baby should...
Dropped Load Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Diapers are a wonderful thing. Honestly, I really admire the fact that a baby can wear a diaper and pee and poop everywhere and anywhere! This funny Infant Toddler T Shirt is perfect for your baby so when those annoying people who have to shove their face in the baby cribs and strollers they will see this cute Infant Toddler...
Dropped Cone Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Nothing is cuter than watching a toddler eat ice cream. It gets all over their face, their hands and their clothes but, the sheer enjoyment on their faces is adorable. Nothing is worse than when that ice cream falls on the floor. The kid starts crying and screaming and we don't blame him, it's a travesty when ice cream falls...
Downhill Stroller Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Where’s your baby? He was here a second ago? As you look off into the distance you see a scene like from a cartoon and the baby stroller is rolling down the hill at top speed. You go off chasing after it while your friend laughs. The stroller is dodging obstacles better than you and everything seems to be perfectly...
Don't Bacon my Heart Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Society is constantly dividing the masses with labels. Democrats, Republicans… Black, White… Gay, Straight… It is always us versus them! Yet we believe that there is truly only one division that pertains to the population as a whole. There are really only two types of people in the world: bacon lovers and liars. Can you imagine if this gift from...
Dog's Best Friend Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
They always say dogs are mans best friend but what about our kids? Honestly, our children pay way more attention to dogs then we do. All we do is feed them, buy them things and take them out for walks. There is nothing cuter than a dog and a toddler though is there? When the little kid just falls into...
Dog Tail Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
All babies are naturally curious. They crawl around and get themselves into anything they can, they play with everything they touch and they get themselves into trouble. If you have a dog in the house then everything just goes downhill. Once that baby is able to get near the dog there will be a lot of laughter and a lot...
Cute Toddler Shirts for those Crawling with Charm and Walking with Wonder!
From Pop Culture to Funny One-Liners and everything in between. This is your one stop shop for any and every Toddler Tee needs. Made with love and care, each design has a special place in our hearts and we hope that they can eventually find a special place in yours too.
