Best. Bump. Ever. Maternity T-Shirt
$19.99
Best. Bump. Ever. That's right. You read the Heavy Cotton Maternity T-Shirt in the tone of Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons. This Heavy Cotton Maternity T-Shirt is for those of you with a lot of time on your hands and a lot of baby inside you. If you think that your current pregnancy is the best bump ever then...
Beauty And The Bump Maternity T-Shirt
$19.99
Beauty and the Bump is here. She's not only beautiful and flawless. She's not only absolutely gorgeous but she's incredibly smart. She's awesome in her own right. She's the beauty and well... down there is the bump. This Heavy Cotton Maternity T-Shirt is not only for the ones who are pretty mothers but it's for those of you who know...
Bake At 98.6 Degrees For 40 Weeks Maternity T-Shirt
$19.99
Be sure to follow these instructions. Knead gently. Put it in into the baby making oven and bake at a light 98.6 degrees consistently for the next 9 months. And then voila. There you have it. Your very own little precious bundle of joy. Your very own little sweet toddler. Wear this Heavy Cotton Maternity T-Shirt and show it to...
Santa Isn't The Only One Coming To Town Maternity T-Shirt
$19.99
Ho ho ho. Guess what? You know exactly. Because this holiday season, Santa's not the only one coming to town. Wear this Heavy Cotton Maternity T-Shirt on your sleeve and show everyone around that you're expecting a sleigh full of goods alongside a big old baby! This Heavy Cotton Maternity T-Shirt is a funny way to show the world that...
Pregs For Days Maternity T-Shirt
$19.99
You're pregs for days. Pregs for months even. You feel your little baby boy kicking and screaming inside you. You feel your cute little girl running around inside you and goofing off. This Heavy Cotton Maternity T-Shirt is the thing to have when your little one is running around inside you. Wear this with pride as you go about your...
Pregnant Again, I Am Maternity T-Shirt
$19.99
Pregnant again, you are! You can't help it can you. The Force is just so deeply within you for this to (of course) happen again. Hopefully, you're little Jedi can be easier than last time. Hopefully your little Mace Windu won't destroy the place. Hopefully you're Han Solo won't rip up the death star or your Luke won't drop a...
My Little Present Maternity T-Shirt
$19.99
Someone's getting a great gift this Heavy Cotton Maternity T-Shirt. This Heavy Cotton Maternity T-Shirt is not only for the ones who love getting presents but it's for the ones who love to show the world that they've got a little one coming along. This Heavy Cotton Maternity T-Shirt is for the proud moms out there who are even prouder...
My Daddy Is A Fire Department Fighter Maternity T-Shirt
$19.99
Your husband is in the firefighter department and you can't wait for your child to see that. This Heavy Cotton Maternity T-Shirt is for the ones who love putting out fires and falling in love with their hot little one all the time. This is for those who are expecting a baby put out pretty soon and for those of...
Mommy's Little Lucky Charm Maternity T-Shirt
$19.99
Some people have rabbit's feet. Some people have a four leaf clover. Other people have a special shirt for the team that they wear. But you have something special. You have something very very special for your lucky charm. Your lucky charm is your little precious bundle of joy sitting right there in your stomach. Like this Heavy Cotton Maternity...
Miracles Do Happen Maternity T-Shirt
$19.99
Miracles do happen. Not only have crazy things happened in the world this year but crazy things have happened to everyone. This Heavy Cotton Maternity T-Shirt is not only for the prepping mothers out there but it's for those husbands who want to show the world that they can get a great gift for their lovable wife. Wear this Heavy...
Mama Bird Maternity T-Shirt
$19.99
Chirp. Chirp. Do you hear that? That's the mama bird coming in and oh wait that's you! Are you ready to fully become the nest warming mamma you've always dreamed to be? Are you ready to become the mom with a lot of eggs in her place of rest? Then this Heavy Cotton Maternity T-Shirt is definitely for you. Wear...
Let Me Out Maternity T-Shirt
$19.99
You read the Heavy Cotton Maternity T-Shirt. This ghoul wants out. So let them out already! They've already been incubating in the womb for so long and they're so close to being out now. This Heavy Cotton Maternity T-Shirt is for the expecting mothers out there who are just so excited for the world to come with their baby. Their...
Jingle Bump Maternity T-Shirt
$19.99
You've got a jingle bump. One bump and one pump and you're on your way to motherhood. It's an exciting time of growth and joy having a little guy or gal inside you. If you're just as wildly excited and crazy about what's to come then this Heavy Cotton Maternity T-Shirt is for you. Wear this Heavy Cotton Maternity T-Shirt...
I've Got A Future Fan In Me Maternity T-Shirt
$19.99
If you're a baseball mom and you can't wait to be the mother of a new fan then this Heavy Cotton Maternity T-Shirt is for you. Wear this and show the world that you've got a little rowdy and loud fan in the stands. This is the perfect piece for anyone who's watched the World Series and expects their child...
I'm Pregnant For Christmas Santa Maternity T-Shirt
$19.99
Sometimes Santa comes along and gives you exactly what you want. Sometimes he swings by and slides down that chimney just to find you. Sometimes he'll fill the stockings with a really precious gift. This Heavy Cotton Maternity T-Shirt shows just that. Because you got pregnant for Christmas. Happy holidays from everyone at the North Pole and the toy factory....
I Heart Mummy Maternity T-Shirt
$19.99
Can't wait for your little one to say the words "I love mommy"? Then wait no more, we'll put the words right onto your womb with this hilarious Heavy Cotton Maternity T-Shirt. Get a little spooky with our funny Heavy Cotton Maternity T-Shirt and make sure you child has a voice from the grave that's both adorable and appropriate for...
I Ate A Seed Maternity T-Shirt
$19.99
I ate a seed. Uh oh. Don't worry. There's no need to panic. There's no need to panic. But this tree has been growing inside me for the past few months and I'm starting to get worried. I'm starting to get scared. I mean there may be a watermelon deep inside my belly. Oh no. It could also be something...
Hello Love Maternity T-Shirt
$19.99
Hello love. The first things that your baby is going to hear once he enters the world. This Heavy Cotton Maternity T-Shirt is for those of you who love your child and who are hoping that your child is going to be a superstar. Your little lovebug is going to be so happy when they take a gander at this...
Guess What Santa's Bringing Me Maternity T-Shirt
$19.99
Love Santa? And can't wait for your next gift? Then this Heavy Cotton Maternity T-Shirt is definitely for you. If you know you'd got a long overdue gift coming your way then this Heavy Cotton Maternity T-Shirt is going to catch everyone else up to speed. Wear this with pride as you show off the fact that you're going to...
Future Jedi Maternity T-Shirt
$19.99
Do you have a future crusader of the stars on board? Do you have a future baby of The Force inside you? Then this Heavy Cotton Maternity T-Shirt is just the funny piece to help your Millennium Falcon go through the time warp. Wear this with pride knowing that your little guy or gal could be Luke's only hope. Wear...
Eye Miss Wine Maternity T-Shirt
$19.99
Look, we know it. You've been wanting it for a long time. You've been wanting it forever. You've been wanting since you started on this trimester. And it's hard we know. Hey, we all knew motherhood wasn't gonna be easy. We knew it wasn't gonna be a walk in the park. But that's life and that's how it works. You...
Easter Egg Smuggler Maternity T-Shirt
$19.99
Woah watch out. We got an Easter egg smuggler on the loose. We got someone with a little gift for the April games. We got someone who's looking to hatch something come this Sunday. If you've got a little hidden secret inside your egg then this Heavy Cotton Maternity T-Shirt is for you. Whether it's candy, gifts, or a baby...
Currently Craving Cupcakes Maternity T-Shirt
$19.99
Currently craving cupcakes? Then no worries here. We know exactly what struggle you're going through. We know exactly what kind of work that you need to do. And we know exactly what kind of cool surprises are coming your way. This Heavy Cotton Maternity T-Shirt takes it all into account and your little baking cravings because we know that you've...
Baby Loading Please Wait Maternity T-Shirt
$19.99
Baby loading. Please wait. Just give it a sec. Don't smack it. That won't help anything, will it? This Heavy Cotton Maternity T-Shirt is for you. This Heavy Cotton Maternity T-Shirt is for those of you with a lot of need for your baby time. This is for those of you can't wait to blow on the cartridge to make...
Baby Is Coming Dragon Maternity T-Shirt
$19.99
Brace yourselves. The baby is coming. Along with the winter. And the whitewalkers. And the all of the other terrible things of Westeros. We must bolster our defenses with binkies and playpens. And cribs and blankets. I know it will be tough. And I know it will be hard. But me must prevail. For it the baby comes and we...
Awaiting My Little Unicorn Maternity T-Shirt
$19.99
We are patiently awaiting my little unicorn. It's gonna come. With horns and a beautiful mane. With pretty eyes and nice strong hooves. It's gonna come in rainbows and treasure troves, flying through the air with hope and justice. This Heavy Cotton Maternity T-Shirt is for those of you with a lot of love for the mythical beasts. A lot...
