Really Like Snacks Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
Do you really need to come up with an excuse for eating a bunch of snacks because you’re a baby? Not really, but we decided to make an excuse on this food Skirt Dress anyway. You just like eating snacks and you really don’t know why. You’ll gobble down bottle after bottle of baby formula, animal crackers, and baby food...
Arrest Your Daddy Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
We think this trumps the childhood argument of “My daddy is better than your daddy”. If my daddy has the power to arrest your daddy, (preferably with due cause) we’re pretty sure that beats anything that your daddy can do, unless he’s a Navy SEAL. This funny Skirt Dress is for parents that know that they are more impressive than...
Amigo Jesus Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$14.99
You love Jesus Christ. He is your BFF. When you need to talk to someone, it's him you speak with. He provides you with safety and the will of believing. This Skirt Dress is the perfect option for anyone who is comfortable in their faith. From church to heaven, you know Jesus will always be there for you. Be there...
Small Town Girl Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
This is one of those rare occasions where two things combine into one! Your baby girl is not only small but she is a town girl too! This cute Skirt Dress is great for any baby girl living in a small town! Your baby deserves to be in the cutest things and this cute Skirt Dress is perfect for your...
Burpees and Bows Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
The constant diaper changes, feeding then burping, swaddling and wriggling your pride and joy into their clothes seems like the perfect version of a workout from Hell! So much constant attention is needed to keep the youngest members of your brood content. Yet all this effort and you hardly break a sweat. You are used to a much different regimen...
Made In Vachina Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
Isn't it just so irksome when you look on the tag or label of something and realize it was made in China? It seems like everything is made in China these days. Hell, half the babies that people adopt were made in China too! We have a label here with this funny Skirt Dress that all parents can find hilarious!...
Poops I Did It Again Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
This should have been the original title of the song that this poop Skirt Dress is ripping from. We think “pooping your pants” is a statement that sums up Brittney Spear’s career—or at least her career lately. Jeez, how could have anyone liked that music in the 90s? Were we all brainwashed or something? Now that we thinking about it,...
Watch The Language Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
Diapers are not the only absorbent aspect of your child’s life. Their brains are like little sponges, constantly taking in the world around them as they formulate their own sense of personal identity. This facet of youth is not always a blessing in one’s life. There are many situations in which it can be a curse… literally! With this rude...
Blastin Farts Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
Babies are adorable that's just a plain and simple fact. No matter whose baby it is, the baby is uber cute! Babies are simple too and unfortunately no matter how cute the baby is, they are all taken. You may want that baby but, you are going to be left heartbroken! This cute Skirt Dress is perfect for your baby...
Little Ass Kicker Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
Life is like a boxing match: defeat is not when you fall, but when you refuse to get back up. Sure, your child may not understand, but one is never too young to proclaim their inner fearless fighting spirit. This boxing Skirt Dress is for all the parents who are proud of their own little fighter, also known as their...
Hug Life Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
This thug life Skirt Dress is a perfect example of what you get when you remove a single letter from a word. Just pluck that “T” out of “thug” and you’ve got “hug”. Isn’t that amazing! Now it’s baby friendly! We’ve included the same type of font that’s used in gang tattoos just to drive home that hug/thug life relation....
Loved By The King Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$14.99
Who is the king? Elvis? King Charles? King Henry? No, of course, your king is Jesus Christ. This Skirt Dress serves as a reminder to always show love for your number one guy. Your child can now feel connected to the lord with this Skirt Dress which will ensure your prince a place in heaven always. Jesus loves everyone no...
Jesus Loves You Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
Unfortunately babies can't talk. So when we are leaning over the cribs and staring at them, making weird noises and saying stupid things we can only guess as to what the baby is thinking. The way we see it there is no reason why a baby can't express their feelings to people. This cute Skirt Dress is great for any...
Christ Loves Me Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
A faithful lifestyle comes in many shapes and forms, people and places, parents and children. A devout family who is faithful to their Christianity deserves to be able to express that devotion with pride and confidence. This cute Skirt Dress is great for babies of faithful parents who want to give their baby a head start in living with God...
Stroll With Jesus Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
As religious parents your goal is to devote yourselves to Christianity and walk with the Lord. But what about your baby? Your baby can't walk but, it can surely be just as faithful as you. This cute Skirt Dress is perfect for your little blessing. They may not be able to walk with Jesus but, they sure can stroll with...
Handle With Prayer Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
Everyone already knows that you don't rough house with a baby. You don't throw them around or be tough with them. Babies are universally handled with care. This cute Skirt Dress is perfect for any God loving parents who want to dress their babies and toddlers in something with more divinity and spirituality to get your child started in their...
Hero Wears Badge Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
The real life superheroes of America do not wear brightly colored suit with capes. They wear metal badges and Kevlar. They put their lives on the line without any superpowers like super strength and the ability to fly and can only wish to be invulnerable to bullets. With this Skirt Dress, children can show support to the true superhero in...
Heaven Sent Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
All babies are children of God. We are all God's Children. Forget the stork your baby was sent directly from Heaven as if it was a little angel. This cute Skirt Dress is perfect for all religious parents who want to dress their children in things that are more meaningful and spiritual than the boring and unoriginal baby stuff that...
He Answered Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
"I prayed for this child, and the LORD has granted me what I asked of him. So now I give him to the LORD. For his whole life he will be given over to the LORD. And he worshiped the LORD there" -1 Samuel 1:27-28. This cute Skirt Dress shows that as you have devoted your life to Jesus and...
Daddy's Best Backup Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
A little known fact is that your child can be used as a backup weapon. Yep, they have the power to project bodily substances on any would-be attacker. It’s kind of like those foul-smelling substances the police deploy to disperse crowds, except worse because they’re actual bodily fluids. Nothing says weapon like a biological one, and the last thing anyone...
Snuggle Is Real Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
We all have some hard times and struggle with things in our lives. Even babies struggle with baby stuff like; sipping a broken bottle or the pacifier falls on the floor or maybe a full diaper. The struggle is real for everyone even babies…Oh wait! This Cute Skirt Dress says that the SNUGGLE is real! That's adorable and any parent...
Happy Camper Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
Babies are generally happy campers until they’re not. That’s when they cry for a never-ending span of time until you either have to feed them or yell at them like a dog who’s barking you’ve been enduring for minutes. We recommend you don’t do that second one, because it wouldn’t make you a very good parent. Then again, who are...
9 Months On The Inside Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
A baby may not have been in jail, that would require lots of evidence, trial and the whole justice crap but, it is really funny to make an ironic comparison of your belly or womb to jail! This funny jail Skirt Dress is the perfect way to let your child act as if it is completely free now and is...
Oh Snap Camera Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
OH, SNAP! This adorable little baby is the best, most photogenic little baby in the world. How you don't snap pictures of this cute little child all the time, every minute of every day is beyond me! Get this, oh snap Skirt Dress for your baby today and show everyone just how cute your baby is! This oh snap Skirt...
