Live With My Parents Infant Toddler T Shirt
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It's okay! So do I but, babies are allowed too so it's not as weird as me…….Anyway! Babies are great for coming up with clever and creative ways to show off some wit to other parents or family! This cute Infant Toddler T Shirt is hilariously ironic and perfect for babies because where else is a baby supposed to go!...
Watch Your Language Infant Toddler T Shirt
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It's fucking annoying when people curse in front of children and babies! Maybe a little baby can't understand it but, children are extremely absorbent and easy to influence and they absorb everything that people say. This funny Infant Toddler T Shirt is perfect for your baby so when adults are getting rowdy and are cursing at least your baby can...
Made In Vachina Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Isn't it just so irksome when you look on the tag or label of something and realize it was made in China? It seems like everything is made in China these days. Hell, half the babies that people adopt were made in China too! We have a label here with this funny Infant Toddler T Shirt that all parents can...
Really Like Snacks Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Do you really need to come up with an excuse for eating a bunch of snacks because you’re a baby? Not really, but we decided to make an excuse on this food Infant Toddler T Shirt anyway. You just like eating snacks and you really don’t know why. You’ll gobble down bottle after bottle of baby formula, animal crackers, and...
Stud Muffin Infant Toddler T Shirt
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So many different flavors of muffin in the world. Some like chocolate chip, blueberry, corn, raisin and many others. But there is one muffin that everyone likes and everyone could eat right up easily and that is a stud muffin! Those muffins are the best and everyone enjoys a good stud muffin now and again! Get this cute stud muffin...
Won The Race Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Hooray, you won! Being born means winning the greatest race of all. Even if you never accomplish anything notable for the rest of your life, you can at least tell everyone that you won the only thing that really matters: life. Keep in mind, you didn’t conquer life in the sense that you’ve achieved mastery over your own; you simply...
Blastin Farts Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Babies are adorable that's just a plain and simple fact. No matter whose baby it is, the baby is uber cute! Babies are simple too and unfortunately no matter how cute the baby is, they are all taken. You may want that baby but, you are going to be left heartbroken! This cute Infant Toddler T Shirt is perfect for...
Lock Up Your Daughters Infant Toddler T Shirt
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This is your one and only warning: lock up your daughters parents because we have one handsome little boy here and he is going to be praying on those baby dolls like only a true little baby player can! This cute Infant Toddler T Shirt is hilariously adorable for any parents to dress their child in. This little handsome devil...
You Ain't Cool Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Peeing your pants has always been a bad thing for so many years! Society tells us that it is wrong and yet so many do it. We have seen on cartoons and TV shows and movies that peeing yourself is a sign of weakness and everyone gets made fun of for doing it! Not anymore! This cool Infant Toddler T...
Ugly People Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Have you found it strange that babies will cry and scream when certain people hold them and be completely fine with most other people? Well with this funny Infant Toddler T Shirt everyone who picks up your baby will be taking the ugly test because as it says, your baby will only cry when ugly people hold it! I wouldn’t...
Silently Judging You Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Babies can't talk; at least not coherent words that make sense. This hilarious judging you Infant Toddler T Shirt is the perfect way to dress your child. Ever notice the way toddlers and babies stare at you and just continue staring with no emotion? That's because they are silently judging you! Think about it, it's the only thing a baby...
Shits and Giggles Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Shits and giggles has been a popular phrase for a long time now. Example: you should buy this funny Infant Toddler T Shirt for shits and giggles! It's simple and ironic since your baby basically only shits and giggles like exclusively. I mean, I guess that is hard-wired into all humans. Anyway, you will be sure to have a bunch...
Backrub Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Things in your home escalate quickly: that time when you had friends over and there was one beer left - turned into a free-for-all brawl, that time when arguing your point escalated into a fully thought out court room session or that time when flipping a coin to choose between your movie or your partners movie escalted into best 543...
Daddy's Life Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Not everyone supports the movements Black Lives or Blue Lives Matter. They see it as a polarizing way at dividing the nation even further. We all should be united in an All Lives Matter movement. That is not an answer. The movements were started for a reason and should not be disregarded. With this Infant Toddler T Shirt, we show...
The Party Has Arrived Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Parties everywhere always need that one person who is going to come in and light the house on fire; the party starter can be anyone but, in this case it is your little baby getting ready to raise the roof! With this party Infant Toddler T Shirt you can show everyone at dinner parties, family get-togethers or even play dates...
So Loved Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Sometimes obvious things make great quotes. A baby is loved by someone! Maybe not all parents are great parents and not all parents love their babies but, all babies are loved by someone! This cute Infant Toddler T Shirt is perfect for your little baby so he or she can show off just how loved it is! Your baby deserves...
Christ Loves Me Infant Toddler T Shirt
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A faithful lifestyle comes in many shapes and forms, people and places, parents and children. A devout family who is faithful to their Christianity deserves to be able to express that devotion with pride and confidence. This cute Infant Toddler T Shirt is great for babies of faithful parents who want to give their baby a head start in living...
Happy Camper Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Babies are generally happy campers until they’re not. That’s when they cry for a never-ending span of time until you either have to feed them or yell at them like a dog who’s barking you’ve been enduring for minutes. We recommend you don’t do that second one, because it wouldn’t make you a very good parent. Then again, who are...
Tax Deduction Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Everyone has their own motivations for having children – we are not here to judge! Perhaps you and your partner really wanted a child and had one, maybe your birth control methods didn't quite work very well and maybe you just want lower taxes. The latter reason is one I can get on bored with because if getting a tax...
Date Models Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Many people live with mantras but, if you think about it, can a baby really have a mantra? Perhaps it can and now you as the parent can show off that mantra to everyone with this cute Infant Toddler T Shirt. Your little baby boy is the bad baby on the block! His sippy bottle in that brown paper bag...
Ordering Dinner Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Babies can't tell you when they want something, they can't talk and they don't know what gestures are. All they know is that they are super hungry and their stomach hurts so they do the only thing that comes natural which is cry. I'll tell you right now, if i had no other way to get food i'd cry too!...
College is Expensive Infant Toddler T Shirt
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This is excellent marketing strategy! Babies are like hugging magnets! Everyone wants to hug a baby whether they know you or not. Total strangers are going to want a chance to squeeze that little baby and family members forget about it! They line up to hug the little baby! This funny Infant Toddler T Shirt is a perfect way to...
Picked Up By Ladies Infant Toddler T Shirt
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"What can I say? The women love me! I'm a cute little baby who is handsome as hell and irresistible to the ladies. Crib talk is nothing, I am always getting picked up by women, they just can’t resist how adorable and I am. I can't say I blame them either I mean, look at me, take a good look,...
Uncle Police Officer Superpower Infant Toddler T Shirt
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This awesome uncle Infant Toddler T Shirt says it all. My uncle is a boy in blue. A man with a uniform. My uncle is a police officer! And I'm proud of him. He's a police uncle and he patrols the streets to keep us safe. Not only that but my uncle is my hero. He's the coolest guy around...
No Hair Don't Care Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Your baby doesn’t care about her appearance. The only thing she cares about is being fed, being held by mommy and having her diaper changed. Appearance? Not at all, but don't worry because that'll come later. Just enjoy it while you can now, because when she’s a teenager, expect to drop a fortune on clothes and all sorts of girlie...
Get A Drink Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Sometimes you just have to be forceful with your demands. Baby needs a drink so pull that tit out and feed the damn thing already! Babies are always hungry and when they are not hungry they are pooping and will be hungry again! Make sure those tits are ready otherwise this hardcore baby is going to find another, more punctual...
Watch The Language Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Diapers are not the only absorbent aspect of your child’s life. Their brains are like little sponges, constantly taking in the world around them as they formulate their own sense of personal identity. This facet of youth is not always a blessing in one’s life. There are many situations in which it can be a curse… literally! With this rude...
Little Ass Kicker Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Life is like a boxing match: defeat is not when you fall, but when you refuse to get back up. Sure, your child may not understand, but one is never too young to proclaim their inner fearless fighting spirit. This boxing Infant Toddler T Shirt is for all the parents who are proud of their own little fighter, also known...
Sweet Pea Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Who doesn't love food puns!? The weirdo in the back that just raised his hands! Yeah, you, GET OUT! Well, now that the idiot is gone we can continue. As I was saying food puns are the best thing in this world! Food puns are not un-chard-ed territory but, they can be a pretty big dill! If you don't want...
Cartoon Baby Shark Infant Toddler T Shirt
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You know the song, don't you? If you don't, go listen to it now. You'll thank me later. Did you listen to it? Now you won't get it out of your head. This Infant Toddler T Shirt is perfect for anyone who has been listening to this trendy song when it came out. Perfect for kids, perfect for adults, perfect...
